British Gymnast Makes Rest of Humanity Look Fat, Lazy

Tiamat666

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Yes, that's very nice. But I can cuddle little dogs into unconsciousness.

Lets see you try that, Damien Walters!
 

Denmarkian

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Ha ha! It's a good thing my wife loves my full head of hair.

But seriously, I've found Parkour and cirque/street acrobatics fascinating for at least a decade. I just don't have the time to spend training and practicing.
 

Orange Monkey

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Lets hope they include a scene where he's taking a long hot shower after a day of running from the cops.

Assuming all the cops didn't just kill themselves from witnessing the sheer awesomeness of his acrobatic feats.
 

wewontdie11

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Oh yea! Well I twisted my ankle walking down a single stair yesterday! Can Mr. smartly pants do that!?

That guy is pretty brilliant though. A couple of my friends did parkour for 2/3 years, which is a fair amount of time, and they probably could get away with 1 or 2 of the most simple flips on that video without relocating their spines to in their mouths.
 

tendo82

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I give him props for the inverted two handed light post climb. The rest of it..been there, done that.
 

Arrers

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Susan Arendt said:
When the Mirror's Edge movie gets made - and trust me, it will - this guy will undoubtedly be in it. And then I will buy the DVD of the movie and watch it in slow-motion. Many times. Yes.

Hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.
The movie should just be a two hour showreel of him. Who cares about plot?

Is this guy going to be in the olympics?
 

Rhayn

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Apparently he's found a way to beat gravity.

You are not allowed to do jumps like that.
 

blackcherry

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Arrers said:
Susan Arendt said:
When the Mirror's Edge movie gets made - and trust me, it will - this guy will undoubtedly be in it. And then I will buy the DVD of the movie and watch it in slow-motion. Many times. Yes.

Hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.
The movie should just be a two hour showreel of him. Who cares about plot?

Is this guy going to be in the olympics?
Oooh yes :). Guess who will be grabbing the ratings for the BBC this year?
 

Caliostro

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tendo82 said:
I give him props for the inverted two handed light post climb. The rest of it..been there, done that.
Someone sounds jealous.


StarStruckStrumpets said:
Me thinks he'd be fine in a zombie apocalypse.
The zombies on the other hand...
 
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I´m mildly impressed by his ability to control his body. Yes, only mildly...Why can´t I be cool?
Moosemade said:
I'm wondering, if I eat his heart, will I gain his powers?
I suggest we try that out. That is, if we can hold him still, or even hurt him at all. I´m fairly certain he can dodge bullets quite easily.