British Zombies Attack Unprepared City Council

[Daystar Clarion]

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

You don't sound very British at all, if someone has upset me, I will indeed bother them with a nice stern letter via her majesty's royal postal service, and patiently wait for a reply

I don't know about that. I was hit by a car the other day.

It was terrible. My skull had made a frighfully huge dent in the bonnet and my shattered kneecaps made a terrible mess of the poor man's bumper.

It was so embarassing, I was apologising the whole time it took me to drag myself out of the troubled man's way. He was obviously already late for an appointment because of the speed he hit me at, and I made it worse by getting in the way. Poor man.

 

[imnot]

I love Britain sometimes, Id love it more if it stopped raaining for 1 bloody minuite!

Don't know where the fuck you ended up, most of the UK has been under emergency drought laws because it hadn't rained since march (excluding this last week)

Hampshire, or at least where I am it was nice and sunny and hot all through spring, and now that summers here it has rained, and been freezing for about two weeks now.

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

I'd rather Chavs were replaced by zombies. Less chance of ending up dead, less awful music, they smell better, they look better, and overall, are just better to be around.

OT: And then, next week, when the zombies attacked Leicester, no-one took any notice, and the entire city was down within four days.

Their language skills are better too.

When a zombie tells me he wants brain, I understand that he wants brains.


I have no clue what chavs are talking about 99% of the time.

I concur.

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

You don't sound very British at all, if someone has upset me, I will indeed bother them with a nice stern letter via her majesty's royal postal service, and patiently wait for a reply

I also agree with this!

three quote streak!

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

Chavs? *Cocks shotgun* Where!? In East Anglia, it's chav season all year round...

For srs though, if there was a zombie apocalypse in the UK, as soon as the undead-brainmunchers hit places like Suffolk, Yorkshire and Somerset, the farmer's would go to town...

You'd be surprised at the amount of firearms in the English countryside (My house included).

 

[rancher of monsters]

I can imagine the horror now.

"Terribly sorry, I don't mean to trouble you, but I'm a bit peckish. Could I perhaps have a bite of your brain?"

It'd be really hard to say no to that. So polite. But y'know he likely wouldn't stop there.

And what about football hooligans becoming zombies? The fear for the flesh has increased.

Well as long as you're wearing the right colors you should be okay with them. Otherwise, God have mercy on your soul.

Football Riot = Crazy

Zombies = Awesome

Zombie Football Riot = Crazy Awesome

 

[Chaza]

I love Britain sometimes, Id love it more if it stopped raaining for 1 bloody minuite!
/rage

And is it bad that I found a perfect zombie proof house to stay in should the event arrise.
It has a cat and everything!

It's stopped raining for 2 minutes now! Oh wait its raining again never mind.

 

[KedynCrow]

Politely ask the Anglo-undead to leave. Works like a charm.

 

[SamuelT]

What kind of chump stops and stares at the oncoming zombie horde? When you see the undead, you move away at a quick pace.

 

[William MacKay]

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

Chavs? *Cocks shotgun* Where!? In East Anglia, it's chav season all year round...

For srs though, if there was a zombie apocalypse in the UK, as soon as the undead-brainmunchers hit places like Suffolk, Yorkshire and Somerset, the farmer's would go to town...

You'd be surprised at the amount of firearms in the English countryside (My house included).

yeah i have friend with two airsoft rifles, a tractor and a shotgun that he can all use and he's 15. plus, my old paper round went through chav-flats and one of my friends lived near The Scheme. i would love to see the zombie farm raids IRL though... you're picturing it.
either that or it would be like Shaun of the Dead.
also, i want to do this now.

 

[Atheist.]

Everyone knows the US will be the first country to fall from the zombie apocalypse (congress will spend too much time debating if they can afford to fight it while PETA will try to sanction zombies as a rare species) but once the zombies get boats, Australia will go next, because their government doesn't know how to handle violence. Africa will be next (not racist here, just a wild guess *obligatoryresidentevil5reference*) and the final stand of humanity will be? Soviet Union of course! Haven't you played Metro 2033? >.>

I don't know about that. Do you know how many Americans have multiple guns in their homes already? Pretty sure we could take it. Once a radio station actually announced a zombie attack, every bastard out there would be wielding at least ONE shotgun, if not more.

 

[PixelKing]

I think its been established we would rather have zombies than chavs.
And I agree.

If I seen 150 guys dressed as zombies, I'd actually put my zombie plan in effect.

 

[new_age_reject]

This is why I love my home town.

 

[Cheesus333]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

"Gimme your fackin' brain you fackin' mug. I'll do you I wil'"

Cockneys say 'fackin' a lot. Fact.

Captcha: 'act of god'

I'll say.

Once a radio station actually announced a zombie attack, every bastard out there would be wielding at least ONE shotgun, if not more.

That would probably be their ironic cause of death: overpreparation. They'd be holding a full-size pump shotgun in each hand and therefore be unable to wield either

 

[OuendanCyrus]

I live in Leicester! XD

Pretty hilarious, stuff like this should happen more often.

 

[imnot]

I love Britain sometimes, Id love it more if it stopped raaining for 1 bloody minuite!
/rage

And is it bad that I found a perfect zombie proof house to stay in should the event arrise.
It has a cat and everything!

It's stopped raining for 2 minutes now! Oh wait its raining again never mind.

Your misfortune has caused the rain to stop here, im not joking, wait...

oh , now its just taking the piss -_-

 

[messy]

Keep calm and carry on.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

Leicester people aren't Cockney at all.

You're talking more "bray's, innit" than "Dahn the drains!"

 

[Cheesus333]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

Leicester people aren't Cockney at all.

You're talking more "bray's, innit" than "Dahn the drains!"

Ooooh, no, I know Leicester has no cockneys, I'm just imagining British zombies in general

Between all the "posh" speak I thought the East end of London was getting a bad rep.

 

[Jungy 365]

Teeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Teeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

This is what happens when the inevitable tea famine happens during a zombie apocalypse.