Sccccccoooooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeeessssssss............Jungy 365 said:
Us Brits wouldn't make very good zombie hordes. A zombie queue on the other hand...
British Zombies Attack Unprepared City Council
- Thread starter Earnest Cavalli
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Us Brits wouldn't make very good zombie hordes. A zombie queue on the other hand...
I don't get it...
of all places, why would brain hungry zombies attack a building full of politicians?
Its this that made me realize that maybe politicians don't have to waste too much time putting in place preventative measures against zombie attacks... its like the Mac vs virus situation. security through obscurity...
of all places, why would brain hungry zombies attack a building full of politicians?
Its this that made me realize that maybe politicians don't have to waste too much time putting in place preventative measures against zombie attacks... its like the Mac vs virus situation. security through obscurity...
Oddly enough the council offices are just off New Walk, where the job centre is.
Looks like a zombie uprising every time I pass it.
Looks like a zombie uprising every time I pass it.
Actors had better not attempt to do this near me. I would flip the hell out and go on a killing spree before they started trying to shout at me that it was just a prank. I take my zombie apocalypse seriously. First zombie I see that is shambling towards me and groaning in a realistic way, or is sprinting at me with blood all over its face, I'm going to attack. There will be none of this screaming and running away like a sissy business.
I could probably hack into two, maybe three skulls before they realized what was happening. -strokes his Soviet Special Forces trenching shovel-
I could probably hack into two, maybe three skulls before they realized what was happening. -strokes his Soviet Special Forces trenching shovel-
That's because all Jobcentres are Cathedrals of Despair. They suck the joy of life from your soul and leave you drained and demoralised. If anything is going to create a true zombie horde in the UK it'll be government buildings such as these.crhoades said:
Follow Up StoryEarnest Cavalli said:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/jul/07/when-zombies-attack-bristol-city-council-undead-invasion
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/preparation_for_the_zombie_apoca#incoming-183075