British Zombies Attack Unprepared City Council

[squid5580]

Ok internet we need to have a talk. I know dressing up like zombies and attacking city hall sounds like a grand idea but we are forgetting 1 very important fable. The boy who cried wolf. If this continues the casualties will be much higher when hell does get full (or science creates some biological agent) and zombies do attack because people will think it is just an internet stunt.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

Leicester people aren't Cockney at all.

You're talking more "bray's, innit" than "Dahn the drains!"

Ooooh, no, I know Leicester has no cockneys, I'm just imagining British zombies in general

Between all the "posh" speak I thought the East end of London was getting a bad rep.

Well, you imagine the Brum, Scouse or Geordie zombies...completely different languages

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Considering I live in the middle of the English countryside, It will probably be 2 weeks before I even notice. Probably when I run out of tea bags.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

Leicester people aren't Cockney at all.

You're talking more "bray's, innit" than "Dahn the drains!"

Ooooh, no, I know Leicester has no cockneys, I'm just imagining British zombies in general

Between all the "posh" speak I thought the East end of London was getting a bad rep.

Well, you imagine the Brum, Scouse or Geordie zombies...completely different languages

A Geordie zombie would be hilarious.



"Awwwwww naaaawwwww man, I've only just gone and 'et ya brains like!"

 

[Jedamethis]

Now I'm imagining Cockney zombies...

Leicester people aren't Cockney at all.

You're talking more "bray's, innit" than "Dahn the drains!"

Ooooh, no, I know Leicester has no cockneys, I'm just imagining British zombies in general

Between all the "posh" speak I thought the East end of London was getting a bad rep.

Well, you imagine the Brum, Scouse or Geordie zombies...completely different languages

A Geordie zombie would be hilarious.



"Awwwwww naaaawwwww man, I've only just gone and 'et ya brains like!"

Made my day good sir. XD
And now, I can sleep easy.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

We had a zombie walk through newcastle city center a few weeks ago. And a zombie wedding at monument in town. Was a good day, i went to KFC with a few other zombies afterwards. Got some funny looks...

 

[Twilight_guy]

You know I'm sick of geeks with an obsession for zombies from now I think law enforcement should just shot people who dress as zombies in the head. They want their to be zombies and play like zombies we should treat them like zombies. That would stop these annoying stints.

 

[RHadley]

Bah, a British zombie apocalypse wouldn't work very well anyway.

We don't like to bother people. It's impolite.

Unless you're inbred chavvy trash of course, but hey, the only thing that seperates them from zombies is the whole being dead thing.

You my friend, have just made my day. But I agree entirely - for as a teenage Brit, I know exactly what you mean.

But yeah, a British Zombie Apocalypse would be awful. What would they do? Kill us with teacups?

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

That's just awesome. I wish I could have seen that.

 

[Galliam]

I think there should be a worldwide law that if someone or multiple someones dress up in makeup and imitate the living dead, it should be perfectly legal to shoot those people in the head.

There message seems to be "Be Prepared" so if we're expecting that every zombie we see is really just a person in a bunch of gore makeup looking like an idiot, they're hurting their own cause.

Hence, shotguns as deterrence.

 

[icyneesan]

Man I wish I could have been there so I could scream out, "DOSH!?"

 

[Me55enger]

"BRAAAAAAAAINS and chips"

fear them, fear the refined undead.

Salt 'N vinegar m'lord?

Of course, the zombie apocalypse would be hastily halted in Britain by Daily mail readers writing in complaining.

 

[Pilkingtube]

Hee hee hee. This is pretty funny. Did anyone tape it? Put it up on youtube so we can see it. I am surprised that there wasn't any actual trouble. Perhaps living in the U.S. has made me simply expect something to go wrong with an event like this.

And come on people. A horde of zombies comes walking down the street, and you simply stop and stare? At the very least, back up quickly, if not full out run. You may look like an idiot, but those people will quickly be food so their opinions won't matter.

Maybe they thought the zombie's vision was based on movement?
That or they were too polite to run away screaming... you never know

 

[Ris]

What?! I was in Leicester the whole freaking day today and I completely missed this. Friggin' work

 

[emeraldrafael]

you know that didnt happen int he states, cause all the guys that did it would be shot, and that would be beofre the police got to the scene.

Anyway... wonderful, way to take a joke too far britain. I hope everyone one of the people was thrown int he slammer cause thats just fucking dumb, disrupting society to prove an asinine point. But meh, if it leads to a zombie control center like the US has and everyone laughs at, then I'll be happy.

EDIT:

besides, anytign the world does pales in comparison to Pittsburgh and our Zombie day, we were march in the monroeville mall. it was fun the one year, with the NRA having a convention across the street. talk about tension.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

you know that didnt happen int he states, cause all the guys that did it would be shot, and that would be beofre the police got to the scene.

Anyway... wonderful, way to take a joke too far britain. I hope everyone one of the people was thrown int he slammer cause thats just fucking dumb, disrupting society to prove an asinine point. But meh, if it leads to a zombie control center like the US has and everyone laughs at, then I'll be happy.

EDIT:

besides, anytign the world does pales in comparison to Pittsburgh and our Zombie day, we were march in the monroeville mall. it was fun the one year, with the NRA having a convention across the street. talk about tension.

lol, you think it's disrupting society? Ye gods. A flash mob doing a shamble is hardly going to disturb anything.

Besides, the councils are about as useful as a toddler with a crayon. Good to see people out there with a sense of humour.

 

[Chaza]

I love Britain sometimes, Id love it more if it stopped raaining for 1 bloody minuite!
/rage

And is it bad that I found a perfect zombie proof house to stay in should the event arrise.
It has a cat and everything!

It's stopped raining for 2 minutes now! Oh wait its raining again never mind.

Your misfortune has caused the rain to stop here, im not joking, wait...

oh , now its just taking the piss -_-

God has a horrible sense of humor. -__-

 

[Hybridwolf]

I'd not count on Frank West to save the day as he's going to Uranus Zone...After all, he's covered wars y'know, he deserves a rest.

OT: This keeps getting better and better. First the council aren't a bunch of arseholes (thats a rarity!) and then this. I love the fact noone was worried, just another day in town, with added zombie.

 

[Adventurer2626]

I think they're bloody lucky no one got shot. But then again it's Great Britain and not the U.S.

 

[Craorach]

I miss this kind of harmless fun, having moved to Aus.

People think us Brits take life too seriously, but really, I bet the people demanding they be arrested for disturbing the peace or whatever aren't from England.

Harmless fun, ensured of being harmless because there are no over aggressive colonial types around to shoot or punch someone.