British Zombies Attack Unprepared City Council

[Hybridwolf]

I think they're bloody lucky no one got shot. But then again it's Great Britain and not the U.S.

For dicking about and pretending to be zombies? This isn't yankville, we actually practise some common sense in this country. It also shows we still know how to take a joke, unlike some people...

 

[Adventurer2626]

I think they're bloody lucky no one got shot. But then again it's Great Britain and not the U.S.

For dicking about and pretending to be zombies? This isn't yankville, we actually practise some common sense in this country. It also shows we still know how to take a joke, unlike some people...

Touche', touche'. I envy your shortage of gun nuts.

 

[Panda Mania]

That is spectacular. I REALLY would love to see the expressions on the faces of the council members as these random zombies plunk themselves up against the windows...

 

[ramboondiea]

see, now i just think this is dangerous, all it takes is a person actually thinking the world has ended for this to go horribly wrong, and by someone i mean me. seriously if me or any of my mates saw this we would immediately go into our zombie plan and a lot of people would end up with bolts in them ha

 

[TimeLord]

British zombies drink tea, beer, know how to queue and always have a towel.

 

[thisguyfromthere]

You know I'm sick of geeks with an obsession for zombies from now I think law enforcement should just shot people who dress as zombies in the head. They want their to be zombies and play like zombies we should treat them like zombies. That would stop these annoying stints.

I bet you're no fun at parties.

 

[ckam]

Badass. Total Badassery. That's why we love the Brits

 

[Yokai]

The event attracted stares from onlookers, including one Chris Porter. "People were going about their normal routine when all of a sudden a steady horde of zombies came lumbering into view," Porter said.

"It was astonishing how everyone just seemed to stop and stare. Of course, if it had been a real zombie attack I think folk would be running for their lives," he added.

Actually, if it had been a real zombie attack people probably would have continued to stop and stare. Probably clap and cheer, too, for as long as it took for someone to get eaten.

SEE WHAT THESE FAUX ZOMBIE ATTACKS ARE DOING? DESENSITIZING THE POPULACE TO THE TRUE THREAT!

 

[Logic 0]

America's zombie repellent are frank west and ash from evil dead, what does britain have for scaring off zombies.

 

[Eiv]

I love Britain sometimes, Id love it more if it stopped raaining for 1 bloody minuite!

Don't know where the fuck you ended up, most of the UK has been under emergency drought laws because it hadn't rained since march (excluding this last week)

Scotland is in britain....we dont know what the hell a drought is.

 

[04whim]

I live in Leicester, less than a mile from where this happened and I didn't hear a fucking thing about this? Seriously?! (Would have been cool to see names I know on The Escapist, but alas 'tis not to be).

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

It sucks that Shaun's in Japan.

And that he doesn't live in Leiceister.

Still, if there's a Z-day, the English have their manners to stop themselves from being effective zombies.

 

[-Samurai-]

"There were just a couple of security guards at the building. We didn't try to get inside -- just pressed ourselves up against the glass like zombies do."

I couldn't help but laugh at that. That's really all they do; Press themselves against the glass. They don't want in. They just want to press themselves against the glass.

 

[Twilight_guy]

You know I'm sick of geeks with an obsession for zombies from now I think law enforcement should just shot people who dress as zombies in the head. They want their to be zombies and play like zombies we should treat them like zombies. That would stop these annoying stints.

I bet you're no fun at parties.

I have a zombie walk at my college. I've had to deal with dozens of extraneous zombies mods on games. I have to deal with the utter ridiculousness of pride and prejudice and zombies (literary rape in a package so ridiculous it can't not be awesome). I've had to deal with people who talk about the zombie apocalypses as if its a certain event in the future and study the zombie survival guide as if it were the bible. I can't throw a rock without hitting zombie media. I was good with it for a while but I'm totally fed up with it. My humor and good natured humor is gone and only glib cynical humor remains. <-- angry face is angry and so am I.

 

[Pat8u]

Everyone knows the US will be the first country to fall from the zombie apocalypse (congress will spend too much time debating if they can afford to fight it while PETA will try to sanction zombies as a rare species) but once the zombies get boats, Australia will go next, because their government doesn't know how to handle violence. Africa will be next (not racist here, just a wild guess *obligatoryresidentevil5reference*) and the final stand of humanity will be? Soviet Union of course! Haven't you played Metro 2033? >.>

your very mistaken the people who can't handle violence are the govener generals not the government so an entireky different branch of government would do the whole zombie accopolyspe and plus everyone knows if there is an zombie invasion the animals will kill them (yes it has come to this I have accepted peoples fears of this country and now I am feeding them)
OT Lol LOl LOL LOL I think I just lmfaohmhasa (1 internet for whoever can workout that acronym)

 

[Pat8u]

You know I'm sick of geeks with an obsession for zombies from now I think law enforcement should just shot people who dress as zombies in the head. They want their to be zombies and play like zombies we should treat them like zombies. That would stop these annoying stints.

I bet you're no fun at parties.

I have a zombie walk at my college. I've had to deal with dozens of extraneous zombies mods on games. I have to deal with the utter ridiculousness of pride and prejudice and zombies (literary rape in a package so ridiculous it can't not be awesome). I've had to deal with people who talk about the zombie apocalypses as if its a certain event in the future and study the zombie survival guide as if it were the bible. I can't throw a rock without hitting zombie media. I was good with it for a while but I'm totally fed up with it. My humor and good natured humor is gone and only glib cynical humor remains. <-- angry face is angry and so am I.

Note for you then STAY AWAY FROM JONATHAN COULTON CONCERTS seriously so many zombies there (from the looks of the dvd)

 

[M0rp43vs]

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I don't know about that. I was hit by a car the other day.

It was terrible. My skull had made a frighfully huge dent in the bonnet and my shattered kneecaps made a terrible mess of the poor man's bumper.

It was so embarassing, I was apologising the whole time it took me to drag myself out of the troubled man's way. He was obviously already late for an appointment because of the speed he hit me at, and I made it worse by getting in the way. Poor man.

You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Marcus Brigstocke would you?

I really wish I was there to see this. It sounds like it was awesome good fun