California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear

Plurralbles

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I'm sorry but this all could have been written on PedoBear's Wiki Page by some douchebag it's so pathetic. "Pedobear is out to get you! Do not be fooled by his innocent eyes" yeah.. exactly what people would say when posting a pedobear. It's really funny.
 

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MetalGenocide said:
Hey kids, there's free candy!
Where?!?!?
In that van! Hurry it might drive away!
*Zerg rush.*
what the fuck?

ot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this is funny as hell
 

soren7550

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Aww, how can people hate on the pedobear?

Judas Iscariot said:
Lets just hope my sister never hears of this... My niece and nephew love the plush toy I sent them.



Oh yes. They are real. And they are awesome!

Link to plush [http://shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001]
12" Pedobear Plush Doll
It's Pedobear, the Pedestrian Bear! See him walk! Running bear!
He marches, determined! Where is he going? To YOUR home! NOW!
WANT!
 

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I am Omega said:
Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.
Funny you should mention that because it fits in with my theory of America destroying itself from the inside via internal division.
 

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There goes California's government making stupid decision after stupid decision.
 

Baldry

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I...uhm...well thank the lord I don't live in California, wink wink, nudge nudge!

Naah uhm I think that the police are being kinda stupid about this, it's a meme after all, nothing to serious!
 

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bawkbawkboo1 said:
When I went to PAX this year (Prime-2010, my first PAX) I saw some asshole dressed up as pedobear right outside they where they check your badges after you get up the escalators. There was what looked like a fully grown women dressed to look like a little girl posing by him and a bunch of people standing around taking pictures. I was walking past the badge checkers (showing them my three-day pass, of course), one of them, an older woman maybe in her 70s or so was looking at pedobear. I swear to God this is true, I overheard her talking to another WA States convention center employee saying

"...I don't know either, they seem to think it's funny..."

I actually think that it's not funny and really stupid. I get that it's a reference to the 404 error pages of The Website That Will Not Be Named, but there's really nothing amusing about the reference itself besides the pure shock value, which gets old fast. I think what that guy did at the Comic-con is totally wrong because those kids are going to be really creeped out by those photos of them with pedobear when they are old enough to understand it.

EDIT: Further thoughts:

I do find it kind of ironic that California has more pedo bears than grizzly bears, despite the latter being on our state's goddamn flag. In case you don't know, hunters killed off all the grizzlies more than a century ago, and what was once the symbol of our state's greatness is now extinct here. Whoops.

EDIT X2: I found pictures of the PAX pedobear I saw:
Harmless Fun. Until we get confirmed proof that a child molestor or sexual predator has used Pedo Bear for the purposes of fooling children into coming with him to his Van, Ill view Pedo bear as i always have. a Harmless scamp with a penchant for hanging out with small children.
 

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I think someone at that police station is a btard. And I think a shitton of people just got trolled by him.
 

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HentMas said:
-Zen- said:
I am Omega said:
Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.
I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.
my friend... that "México" joke was kind of racist... please refrain from making such comments you dont know who you might insult.

thank you
Mexico is a country (that sucks. Why else would so many people be fleeing it?) not a race, you're the one being racist. He was being nationalistic.
 

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blindthrall said:
HentMas said:
-Zen- said:
I am Omega said:
Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.
I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.
my friend... that "México" joke was kind of racist... please refrain from making such comments you dont know who you might insult.

thank you
Mexico is a country (that sucks. Why else would so many people be fleeing it?) not a race, you're the one being racist. He was being nationalistic.
ok... why are you insulting my country??? heve you ever being here??...

and if i had not replyed to the previous post why must you pursue this comment??
 

blindthrall

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HentMas said:
blindthrall said:
HentMas said:
-Zen- said:
I am Omega said:
Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.
I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.
my friend... that "México" joke was kind of racist... please refrain from making such comments you dont know who you might insult.

thank you
Mexico is a country (that sucks. Why else would so many people be fleeing it?) not a race, you're the one being racist. He was being nationalistic.
ok... why are you insulting my country??? heve you ever being here??...

and if i had not replyed to the previous post why must you pursue this comment??
1. Seems like lots of the people that have been there for a while don't want to be there anymore. Ergo, that's why they're coming here. I must say your country is beautiful geographically, and I do like the culture, so why do so many Mexicans leave? You tell me.

2. Because I don't like people who call others racist without good provocation. It does one of two things: censors people into being afraid to speak their mind, or creates a 'cried wolf' scenario where people get so tired of hearing the race card get played they ignore real racism.
 

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excuse me if I'm wrong I have never been on 4chan (too many dark things that I'm now use to(except rule 34 that still ain't right)) but from what I've read pedobear was a bear anonymous used with there was child porn posted on the site
 

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Based on this information California might want to put all their military bases on high alert. Word has it that a villain called Cats has declared that all their base are belong to him.

[link]http://www.virtualreality.ca/allyourbase.gif[/link]
 

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Man, life would be so much easier if pedophiles wore badges indicating they are pedophiles.

For starters, they could get into gang fights with neo-nazis!

Dance gang fights!
 

William Dickbringer

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KaiRai said:
"Mascot?"

They make it sound like child touchers will be outside the state building or whatever holding pedobear signs saying "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS US!"
I smell a good prank we need to get a bunch of people dressed as pedobear to stand outside the san deigo state house with signs saying "NOBDOY UNDERSTANDS US!)
 

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hahaha this is so typical, this makes my point when i say that people need to look at the internet as a big joke. What a waste and this is totally ruining a great joke ...
 

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Firstly pedobear has no genitals, so how much of a threat can he be?

Secondly, it tires me no end, to see how obsessed as a culture we are with pedos, if there were half as many pedos out there as the media makes out, politicians would be bringing in pro pedo laws to get the majority vote. (yes that's how much faith I have in politician's moral fibre)

I seriously suggest everyone who's worried about Pedobear, Stranger Danger, and that strange looking man in the park (who's 99% likely just an ornithologist (an 'orny what?) shush), to watch this in it's entirely, as I think it says more about paedophilia and the media than I ever could.


There's a particularly FOX moment where the host states that 'sex between adults and children is on the rise, if you define a child as anyone under the age of 30, the figures are now over 86%'

Edit: definately NSFW
 

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Wherever you in are in the world right now, if you listen carefully, you can hear Anon laughing their collective asses off. Day by day, the world is getting more and more trolled.