California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear

[ANImaniac89]

my God its been a wile since I was last on 4chan. but by the looks of this nothing has really changed has it?

also I want that plush now

 

[ShadowsofHope]

am i an evil person for finding this funny??

Also i have never seen this "1 cup 2 girls" site or whatever it is called, i have not dared searching for it cause i can never unsee it afterwards..

Good call. You're better off not knowing what it is. I wish you could see the shit-eating grin on my face as I contemplate telling you; but if I did, the admins would probably tell me to scat.

You are a terrible and cruel individual, you know that?[sub]Good work! Make them squirm![/sub]

Wouldn't it be more like, Make them Squirt?

..*Shudder*

Squirm sounds less.. utterly disturbing, thanks..

 

[Electrogecko]

To be fair, how would you explain Pedobear to someone whose not savvy with internet culture? "Okay, see, the bear is used to represent raping children. But see...it's a joke...except it does refer to people being creepy, up to and including in a pedophilic way, but its just dealing with the humorous aspect...of that...and even though these people will say that it is the Mascot for Pedophilia, they are joking and...and...

Fuck it. It's the Mascot of Pedophilia. Why the hell should I help 4chan members not be misunderstood?

Lol...true, true. What does that say about forums and the internet in general? That we're all either extremely immature or pedophiles.
BTW I don't recall ever coming accross an image of this bear on the internet. If I did, I didn't know what it was and thought it insignificant. So when I first heard this story on AOTS, I was confused as hell.

 

[antipunt]

This thread keeps getting better and better

Indeed it does. [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/beargunner]

I think I'll go to school wearing my King Pedonidas shirt today.

Wow. OK, this totally takes the cake

 

[lucifer6642]

PALM TO THE FACE.

Really? ITS A MEME. 4CHAN USES IT TO TROLL PEOPLE.

....and it's working apparently. I don't know whether I should congratulate anon or not.

Really ? REALLY !?

Go to b, post pedobear and text "What >tiemtiem< it is" = Get shitstorm of Child Pornography.

You cant deny it.

You also can't deny that there's a high chance of you being banned. 4Chan may be an ocean of piss but CP does tend to get removed quickly.

 

[Marowit]

hey California, I thought you were suppose the free and carefree state? What happened man?

...watch out, they'll soon be releasing statements warning about lulz killers....

 

[Booze Zombie]

Ha, ha, ha!
Pedobear makes me laugh.

The police forgot their sense of humour, I guess that's what they're paid for... unless it involves beating up innocent people. Hey-yo!

 

[Dana22]

PALM TO THE FACE.

Really? ITS A MEME. 4CHAN USES IT TO TROLL PEOPLE.

....and it's working apparently. I don't know whether I should congratulate anon or not.

Really ? REALLY !?

Go to b, post pedobear and text "What >tiemtiem< it is" = Get shitstorm of Child Pornography.

You cant deny it.

You also can't deny that there's a high chance of you being banned. 4Chan may be an ocean of piss but CP does tend to get removed quickly.

But thats not what we are talking about now.

My point is, that pedobear stopped being a troll meme and become justification for having pictures of underage girls in suggestive positions in underwear only, on your hard drive.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Obligatory link to the victory theme of pedobear trolling. First Oprah, then California. Tommorow...THE WORLD!

My cousin works for Oprah as a producer for the show and she was talking about this at a dinner table at a wedding we were attending. Right when she said "Over 9000" I just burst into laughter and I had to leave the room because it was so damn funny.

Like, my aunts and uncles were aghast at such a thing, then BOOM! I just start laughing my ass off.

How the hell did you explain it to them? lol

I didn't. I just sat back down and they either forgot about it or my dad calmed them down. Everyone in the whole area we were in (It was after the wedding reception, we were all sitting down to eat dinner) just stared at me as I practically ran out of the room.

 

[kotorfan04]

God, I know that technically I don't believe in you but if... just maybe you could help hurry California up with that whole falling into the ocean thing, prefrably sometime before that crazy case of theirs reaches the Supreme Court well I would be kind of grateful and hell I bet the whole internet would back you too. You understand me God? You could win the internets to your side. Hell you could have /b/ /b/acking you. This offer extends to any deities capable of causing a massive tectonic rift dunk California in the ocean, morality and job title irrelevant. Will be payed on completion.

In all seriousness though maybe it is my limited internet savvyness but I always thought Pedobear was a way to call people out for being creepy. You quote their comment and then stick a pedobear Jpeg on it. You call them out and make em seem like a creepy stalker, so ya know it seems like it would prevent sexual stalky stuff. But then California has lost its figgin mind.

 

[ntw3001]

They've cracked the code! Now the paedophiles are going to have to come up with a secret handshake. But how will they get the message out to other paedophiles? They will publish it in their newsletter.

 

[HentMas]

PALM TO THE FACE.

Really? ITS A MEME. 4CHAN USES IT TO TROLL PEOPLE.

....and it's working apparently. I don't know whether I should congratulate anon or not.

Really ? REALLY !?

Go to b, post pedobear and text "What >tiemtiem< it is" = Get shitstorm of Child Pornography.

You cant deny it.

Actually thats false

people will start to post chris hansen or other pedobear´s and make jokes about it

AND NO CP WILL BE GIVEN

want CP?? you might have a better luck by trolling them trying to be a christian or something.

 

[OceanRunner]

It really is just more government over-reaction and paranoia.*sigh*

 

[HentMas]

Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.

I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.

my friend... that "México" joke was kind of racist... please refrain from making such comments you dont know who you might insult.

thank you

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.

I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.

my friend... that "México" joke was kind of racist... please refrain from making such comments you dont know who you might insult.

thank you

My comment wasn't racist at all. I have no idea how anyone draws that conclusion.

Also, I'm not too concerned if I offend anyone.

 

[team star pug]

what's wrong with California first it's restricting the sale of games now it's this...
[img height= 300]http://pic.phyrefile.com/n/na/narf/2010/06/14/facepalm.jpg[/img]

what is that?

 

[Quantum Star]

This fills me with anger and firey rage. RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

 

[Sacman]

what's wrong with California first it's restricting the sale of games now it's this...
[img height= 300]http://pic.phyrefile.com/n/na/narf/2010/06/14/facepalm.jpg[/img]

what is that?

come on your like the third person that asked...
it's a collage of facepalms and they're creating one giant facepalm...

 

[team star pug]

what's wrong with California first it's restricting the sale of games now it's this...
[img height= 300]http://pic.phyrefile.com/n/na/narf/2010/06/14/facepalm.jpg[/img]

what is that?

come on your like the third person that asked...
it's a collage of facepalms and they're creating one giant facepalm...

I cannot see it. perhaps it is the one who deserves the face palm