California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear

[jaing1138]

Who is the CAPD's chief of police is their name wiggum or barbrady?

 

[Corpse XxX]

This isn't the first time a group of Californians have taken something from 4chan as a serious threat. Remember the piece from the LA news station about Anonymous the "hackers on steroids"?

am i an evil person for finding this funny??

Also i have never seen this "1 cup 2 girls" site or whatever it is called, i have not dared searching for it cause i can never unsee it afterwards..

Good call. You're better off not knowing what it is. I wish you could see the shit-eating grin on my face as I contemplate telling you; but if I did, the admins would probably tell me to scat.

If i dont have shit for brains and poop between my ears,i guess that is what you call a wee hint!

 

[Ewyx]

Why don't you all have a seat over there...

 

[Fensfield]

*sighs* I wondered why that stupid meme hadn't been used as a scare story by someone, but a police department? Sad.. especially since I'm pretty sure it was supposed to mock 'predator paranoia' rather than function as a mascot -.-

It's like the Anonymous warning all over again, only this time by a group's supposed to be trying to avoid stirring up panic with disinformation.

 

[Wicky_42]

My cousin works for Oprah as a producer for the show and she was talking about this at a dinner table at a wedding we were attending. Right when she said "Over 9000" I just burst into laughter and I had to leave the room because it was so damn funny.

Like, my aunts and uncles were aghast at such a thing, then BOOM! I just start laughing my ass off.

Hah hah, that's awesome XD They were taking it completely seriously?

 

[RowdyRodimus]

am i an evil person for finding this funny??

Also i have never seen this "1 cup 2 girls" site or whatever it is called, i have not dared searching for it cause i can never unsee it afterwards..

Good call. You're better off not knowing what it is. I wish you could see the shit-eating grin on my face as I contemplate telling you; but if I did, the admins would probably tell me to scat.

You are a terrible and cruel individual, you know that?[sub]Good work! Make them squirm![/sub]

Wouldn't it be more like, Make them Squirt?

 

[Dorkmaster Flek]

Wow. I think this might be a new low for just plain not getting it. Well done, ageing population. Well done.

 

[Gxas]

Hmmm... I'm really surprised that they didn't also add that he is known to cause cancer in their state, since, well, everything else does.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

The police forgot to mention that pedobear is also a master of disguise.

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/09/07/demotivational-posters-pedobear-3/

couldn't resist XD

I'm slightly creeped out. ._.'

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Can we PLEASE make California secede from the United States? All the BS seems to be coming from there. We can let them be there own silly little country.

I agree with this. And to keep our state count at 50, we annex Mexico and make it not suck.

 

[Jonci]

Pedobear: America's Most Wanted!

 

[Woodsey]

Y'all need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband cuz they rapin' everybody up here!

 

[Creator002]

Oh yes. They are real. And they are awesome!
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I am so going to buy one of those!

OT: People can be so stupid sometimes.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Hurray! One step closer to 4chan being metaphorically burned to the ground and purged from the net. Heres hoping they realise the founders and members ae responsible for most of the shit on the net and make them all disappear, huzzah!

 

[Timotei]

This thread keeps getting better and better

Indeed it does. [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/beargunner]

I think I'll go to school wearing my King Pedonidas shirt today.

 

[Kenko]

Well 4chan did it again without doing anything. Good job California PD! You've been trolled!

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Oh California, you're really making me re-think my stereotype of West-Southern Americans are just plain ignorant over-obsessed lunatics... not.