California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear
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I thought pedobear only had one leg, he lost the other one to a bear trap when he was trying to molest a child...
Hah, and I thought I was the only one that noticed this. People are saying the California Police force got trolled? They just released a press release warning non-internet savvy people that pedobear is an underground symbol for pedophiles.elricik said:
...it's kind of fitting actually. Trolls inserting a joke about pedophilia in unsuspecting places, the police tell regular people that they're actually pedophiles themselves. What do you think your average mom will think when she hears about this and sees her kid using the pedobear image online? Well there will be much giggling all around I'm sure.
Stephen Colbert accurately sums up my thoughts on this article.
We also seem to have a lot of Pedobears on this thre- OH GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! CALIFORNIA! SAVE US! /sarcasm
Seriously, First the Video Game law, then in it saying Minors are stupid and that the government needs to dictated what they say, do, and such, then this. -____-
Are all the "adults" idiotic like the ones in California? *starts to look for places to move to*
Are all the "adults" idiotic like the ones in California? *starts to look for places to move to*
Or this works:ShadowsofHope said:
Stephen Colbert accurately sums up my thoughts on this article.
We also seem to have a lot of Pedobears on this thre- OH GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! CALIFORNIA! SAVE US! /sarcasm
OH GOD... I can't stop laughing... HA HAHAHAHA...ZehGeek said:Seriously, First the Video Game law, then in it saying Minors are stupid and that the government needs to dictated what they say, do, and such, then this. -____-
Are all the "adults" idiotic like the ones in California? *starts to look for places to move to*
Or this works:ShadowsofHope said:
Stephen Colbert accurately sums up my thoughts on this article.
We also seem to have a lot of Pedobears on this thre- OH GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! CALIFORNIA! SAVE US! /sarcasm
DO WANT!!!Judas Iscariot said:
Oh yes. They are real. And they are awesome!
Link to plush [http://shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001]
12" Pedobear Plush Doll
It's Pedobear, the Pedestrian Bear! See him walk! Running bear!
He marches, determined! Where is he going? To YOUR home! NOW!
Ahem... OT: Really?... I mean... Seriously?... wow... all kinds of shit happens in California...
So looks like I should tell my friend Lori (girl obviously) to take the Pedobear decal she has on her car off before the Police start pulling her over. XD
Too many people use Pedobear in a context of a joke. It's hard to differentiate the two and I'd rather the Police don't make this into a huge drama. It's just an image/idea, and most people use it as a (poor) joke to insidious behavior, or what could possibly be quoted out of context as insidious at least.
Yeah okay, Pedophillia isn't funny, but don't attach this stupid bear those real creeps out there. As their 'calling card' you're in for a hell of a lot of awkward false arrests if that's the stance you're going to take
Yeah okay, Pedophillia isn't funny, but don't attach this stupid bear those real creeps out there. As their 'calling card' you're in for a hell of a lot of awkward false arrests if that's the stance you're going to take
If they take this seriously, what's next? Wait, I know:
[h4]POLICE BELIEVE "SHOOP DA WHOOP" AS A SYMBOL OF LASER ARSONISTS. [/h4]
"We agree to some extent that it's a meme, but incinerating people with lasers is no laughing matter. I know this guy, who heard about this one guy, who dated this chick, who married this guy that was killed with a laser. Do you think he's laughing at this sick ersatz face that symbolizes the population of sickos who burn people with lasers? I don't think so."
[h4]POLICE BELIEVE "SHOOP DA WHOOP" AS A SYMBOL OF LASER ARSONISTS. [/h4]
"We agree to some extent that it's a meme, but incinerating people with lasers is no laughing matter. I know this guy, who heard about this one guy, who dated this chick, who married this guy that was killed with a laser. Do you think he's laughing at this sick ersatz face that symbolizes the population of sickos who burn people with lasers? I don't think so."
*shivers* Really Goldman? Really? You had to bring that up again? I had managed to forget about that...cup...for quite some time.
Was pretty funny stuff, though. Sick, but amusing. And that anon just trolled California law officials? Hilarious.
Was pretty funny stuff, though. Sick, but amusing. And that anon just trolled California law officials? Hilarious.
My first thought is: "Lawl, Cali be trolling a lot lately." Then I realize that California is probably quite genuine in their efforts. And it depresses me.
