Call of Duty Military Advisor Hates 12-Year-Olds

[Irridium]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

If that's the case, he could have a full-time job because of this, you and I both know how much of these fuckers are alive.

It would be like the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Awesome.

 

[Erick.S]

Hehehe, that Keirsey guy has some class. I'm willing to pay him money to rip such kids in half and take pictures.
If anyone is interested in these pictures, btw, you'll have to pay, sorry - I'm not running a charity business here

 

[ElephantGuts]

Call of Duty has a military advisor?

My god, he must be absolutely terrible at his job.

 

[Kingjackl]

of course back in his day and routed in most of our hearts a bar of soap in the mouth and a boot up the ass was a legitimate threat, it could happen and you wouldn't go calling cps or your teachers about getting whooped for being a little douche bag.

Here here!

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

Nah, my cousins would have been castrated by now.

 

[richie roosta]

hey the 12 yr old probaly gets beat up at school so he needs to feel like a cool guy. thats why i love the mute button.

 

[Jaeke]

I have an idea that would completely stop this situation. Dont play the damn game.

 

[HentMas]

ooooh...

next on FOX NEWS: Military man terrorizes 12 years old because a game made him to

yeah... not the right image we want to give, but cool nontheless... i would say it if i was a military guy

 

[Shadow XXVII]

I would pay extra for him to actually do this.

 

[Catalyst6]

That man is my hero. Although I must say, it must be kind of insulting to be a soldier and watch all these 12-year-olds who think that they're hot stuff because they can fake it on a video game.

 

[T_ConX]

>Call of Duty.
>Realistic.
>You regenerate health by hiding behind a rock and picking your nose.

I don't think so.

Also, what is worse... The 12-year-olds, or the guys who say they're in the army, say they know where you live, and will pay you a visit to kick your ass over a video game?

I wouldn't know, because I'm too busy playing FPSs that are better then Call of Duty!

 

[Amphoteric]

People need to stop whining about children, Its not like they going to ever go away. DEAL WITH IT.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

WHY oh why can't thier be people like this guy who don't just say but actually come through on threats to kick these little 12 years asses

Because there is not justice in the world. You can, however, hope for some sort of divine retribution, perhaps in the form of a safe dropped from an airplane.

Wait, that's Tex Avery justice. I get them confused from time to time.

 

[Fox242]

I understand where he is coming from. I hate those little bastards because they have no idea what they are talking about and because they have no manners. At least a man who has actually been to war understands the grief that we have to put up with.

 

[Nylis]

>Call of Duty.
>Realistic.
>You regenerate health by hiding behind a rock and picking your nose.

I don't think so.

Also, what is worse... The 12-year-olds, or the guys who say they're in the army, say they know where you live, and will pay you a visit to kick your ass over a video game?

I wouldn't know, because I'm too busy playing FPSs that are better then Call of Duty!

I'm sure you are aware that he is joking right? It even says so in the article.

 

[Danny Ocean]

If he actually went to their houses and put soap in their mouths and a boot up their ass he would be my hero forever and ever.

Agreed! A thousand times agreed!

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Maybe when game companies own the world they can have a special kind of police that finds swearing 12 year olds and shoves soap in their mouths...

But who will deliver the ass boots, my vote is for Kurtwood Smith, as for this I guess It can be annoying when someone kicks your ass at a virtual representation of something that is your life, mocks you about It, and thinks nothing of It.