Can´t sleep?

[curty129]

Wrasle the bear in my basement.

Oh, oh, south park? Or is that just how it's spelt? o.e

OT: Firstly, become a social genius and earn yourself a friend. Secondly, by a hard wood/metal bat to suit your preferences. Thirdly, combine the two. Fourth..ly, ensure you have a head.

Finally, experiment with the possibilities. I'm sure you'll find some way of 'sleeping'.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

What is ur tips or tricks? To get to sleep easier?

Imagine an extremley elaborate fight scene. Does the trick.

 

[curty129]

I count backwards from 100 if I really need sleep.

Try it. I can almost never get past seventy. My record is sixty. =D

I'll get back to you when I kick your ass with a new record > I'll even RESTART from 100 after I'm finished >;D

[sub] Do i have to be going to sleep before i start counting....? [/sub]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Double post.

Look what you made me do.

 

[alimarin]

Okay, here is what you do to get a nice long rest, Ingest some cyanide. Time will do the rest.

 

[Cryofthewolf]

My doctor told me that if I'm not asleep in ten minutes of getting into bed I should get out of bed, go downstairs into the living room, and read something extremely boring. This should make you nod off quickly.

Also, don't use anything that would stimulate the brain an hour before you go to bed. (Television, computer, interesting reads, etc.) Your brain is still thinking about those things within the hour, and that would make it harder for you to fall asleep.

Hope this helps. =-)

 

[The Hairminator]

1.Sledgehammer
2.Forehead
3.???
4.Profit

 

[Lost In The Void]

Melatonin? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melatonin] That's what I use at least. It natural, and it works. When it didn't though I had some heavier stuff that knocked you out good, can''t remember it's name now. I have clinical insomnia, had it since I can remember so ya, I recommend Melatonin.

 

[Svenparty]

Having first hand experience of proper insomnia(Due to worry) I spent about 6 days unable to sleep. I would just lie there shaking/hearing things even after some sleeping pills!

The worst part was I was on holiday and disconnected from everyone

A lot of people can't understand that if you can't sleep you are unable to muster up nearly ANY energy and even eating becomes a chore.

 

[Xanadeas]

Think... and think... and think until my mind grows to weary to continue with rational thought and I just pass out from exhaustion.

 

[GrandAm]

Get a day job that requires you to get up at 5AM and also requires some physical exertion. You'll sleep like a baby every night. Unless of course you abuse meth or cocaine. Maybe cigarettes.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Lay down and close your eyes.

Seriously, my mom used to tell me this as a kid and it still works.

0.0

The only time that has EVER worked for me is when I am so tired I am about to pass out...

 

[zerzxes]

I listen to the song Fade to Black wich is my favorite song and is perfect because when the solo fades out I get more and more passed out in tune and when it ends I can barely take off my headset before blacking out.

...masturbate?

[small]After doing this usualy ... always[/small]

 

[Twilight_guy]

If I can't sleep I just start thinking about how my day went, and then about what homework I have to do and then my plans for the future and If I last that long I consider some more worldly affairs and eventually I fall asleep sometime during my pondering.

 

[DemonicVixen]

smash your head off the bed post generally does it for me. Thats if you don't want a headache in the morning though or blood on the pillow.

 

[Project .hack]

Meh, I came to the conclusion that I'm evolving past the need for sleep, but what generally makes me drowsy is a ticking clock in a quiet room.

 

[furmaster3000]

Now I live in The Netherlands so its legal here, but I sometimes
smoke weed to get too sleep.

 

[Yokai]

Get up, go outside, run a mile. Then come back and see if you want to do anything other than collapse.

 

[Robert632]

put your head on a pillow. i ussually fall asleep, though it isn't consistent on how long it takes to go to sleep.

 

[EmmerikXXII]

What is ur tips or tricks? To get to sleep easier?

Imagine an extremley elaborate fight scene. Does the trick.

Wow. I thought I was the only person who did this. That's awesome.

 

[RanD00M]

Listen to the Damnation album by Opeth.It can bring coffee to sleep.In a good way.