You could write some of the side missions for games like Judgement or Yakuza Zero Five Hundred: Dragon Super Dog Special: The Re-Rendering Sequel: Part 2. Now with more panty sniffing perverts who gain ACTUAL powers from doing so.They're being whipped by middle managers who can't schedule things properly. Except whippings, obviously.
A game journalist is hiding in an air vent scribbling it all down in his notepad. With one hand.