Celebrate old Escapists! The war against the newbies has been won!

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Barbas

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Joke's on you, I dodged the draft

As a wise man once said, Fuck the Draft

I think we can all learn a thing or two from that
Bah, back in my day we used to say "Fuck Bill Taft!"
 

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Barbas said:
Misericorde said:
Yeah, but is it active at least?
Not as active as the Escapist itself. Doesn't go by the site's name - that'd be rather odd for a SubReddit, anyway.
Huh, I didn't know /r/KotakuInAction was the subreddit for these forums. But bah, who uses subreddits anyway, get yourself an 8chan board daddy-o and be hip n jive with the cool dawgs!

(This post is the result of too much coffee and a warped sense of humour, it is not meant to be taken seriously.)
 

Something Amyss

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The Almighty Aardvark said:
Nails can be shiny. And they're typically not nailed down. Plus, taking them often adds to the set of things that aren't nailed down
I am shocked and offended at this insistence that I'm some kind of common thief! Just for that, I'm not giving your watch back!
 

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ForumSafari said:
It used to try and ban its only customers for life for what are, realistically, normally fairly minor infractions. For example my original banpost wouldn't be against the rules of most forums. Hell looking back even my most controversial posts were more polite than Tumblr and Twitter.

The Escapist probably needs to look at whether it really wants to be banning the few people it already has that want to come back.
Yeah... "used to". I mean I know they said they don't care if they get banned but was there actually any real reason to do so? (Don't worry, that's rhetorical, I know what happens when anyone attempts to hold any kind of serious debate about moderation)

On topic of course there's not a whole lot of new members. the Escapist has been hemorhagging talent badly the last year or to the point where Yahtzee is pretty much the only thing drawing people here at all. That aside were there seriously people so focused on everyone else's join dates? Seems like a ridiculous thing to make any kind of fuss about.
 

Something Amyss

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DeanCain said:
Well shit. You guys are fighting me? BULLIES! YOU'RE ALL BULLIES!
You totally started it by invading our space!

But really, what was the point of this thread? To shake your cane at the kids skateboarding in the street? I've seen no animosity against people strictly because they're new. Am I missing something?
I thought the intent was light-hearted. Granted, people have been talking more serious and so I have as well, but I'm not sure the intent was really cane shaking. So much as fake cane shaking.

Wait, why am I explaining myself to you? GET OFF MY LAWN!
 

Something Amyss

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DeanCain said:
You totally started it by invading our space!
Now, can we share or...
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Oh, don't even go there. I know Artie's weak point: PR!

That's just senility talking, oldie. You've lost the ability to discern sincerity from satire.
It's true. I also can't drive without the left blinker on.
 
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Something Amyss said:
I am shocked and offended at this insistence that I'm some kind of common thief! Just for that, I'm not giving your watch back!
Even after I sandpapered it and nailed it to my wrist! I thought you lived by a code
 

Something Amyss

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The Almighty Aardvark said:
Something Amyss said:
I am shocked and offended at this insistence that I'm some kind of common thief! Just for that, I'm not giving your watch back!
Even after I sandpapered it and nailed it to my wrist! I thought you lived by a code
You call that a nail? It was a thumbtack at best! I am well within my code!
 

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Did you know that every year The Escapist is dying? It's true! Every year someone starts posting threads that are all doom-and-gloom about "No new posters will ever come!" or "All the old, decent posters have left!" or "This site's going down hill and losing it's content!".

It was like that in 2007 when I first joined this site. It was that way last year. It's shaping up to be the same this year. It'll be the same next year, assuming the site survives until late 2016.

The Escapist is dying. Long live The Escapist.
 

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Vigormortis said:
Did you know that every year The Escapist is dying? It's true! Every year someone starts posting threads that are all doom-and-gloom about "No new posters will ever come!" or "All the old, decent posters have left!" or "This site's going down hill and losing it's content!".

It was like that in 2007 when I first joined this site. It was that way last year. It's shaping up to be the same this year. It'll be the same next year, assuming the site survives until late 2016.

The Escapist is dying. Long live The Escapist.
I wouldn't get scared until the parent company sells/drops the site. Then we'er screwed. As of now the site seems to make enough money to cover expenses...or at least people think it will be able to and are willing to take the hit. Even with the crap tier ads.

As things are now, the problems are still fixable; all you have to do is get a ton of new awesome vid producers to make stuff only for The Escapist...or at least have a sizeable delay between putting vids on youtube.

The funny thing is, Jim and Extra Credits are doing way better now that they're off the site.
 

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Drathnoxis said:
I'm sorry, what did you say newbie? You'll have to speak up, my old ears aren't what they used to be....

In my experience escapist is the quintessential gamer. It dies every year. So i guess that makes us zombies.

Anyways, i heard that to the victor go the spoils, so where is my booty?
 

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DOWN WITH THE- *looks at friends list* *sees join dates*

Well um... good thing guys I guess? Just let me hide and escape the purge until I gain senority
 

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vallorn said:
Barbas said:
Misericorde said:
Yeah, but is it active at least?
Not as active as the Escapist itself. Doesn't go by the site's name - that'd be rather odd for a SubReddit, anyway.
Huh, I didn't know /r/KotakuInAction was the subreddit for these forums.
Well, it has more Escapist forum gossip on it than any other subreddit. So there's that.
 

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IceForce said:
There's another interesting thing you could tally: Tally the thread view counts on page 1 of Off-Topic and page 1 of Gaming Discussion, and compare the totals with the tallied view count total of page 1 of GID, and then tell me which board gets the most traffic.
(You'll probably want to disqualify any sticky threads for the purpose of this, otherwise they'll skew the results, badly.)
Well Off-Topic has 31473 views and Game Industry has 106031. But I'm not really sure that tells us much, since some of the threads in Game industry are almost a month old. It seems like both forums have different styles of activity...
Hmm, what if we compare the new threads and posts made in each forum since today:

Game Industry:
New threads: 28
New posts: 2718

Off-Topic:
New threads: 113
New posts: 4042

Judging by that, Off-Topic is still more active than Game Industry.

IceForce said:
On other forums around the internet, it's not uncommon to see people with join dates more than a decade old. There's one particular forum I also frequent where almost all of the regulars have join dates 2003-2005.

Why does The Escapist have such a (comparatively) high turnover of users? Is it because people get bored of it quickly? Is it the moderation? Perhaps it's because people tend to join this site when they're fairly young IRL, and grow out of this place after a few years.
I'm not really sure the reason...
That is a good question. I agree that all the reasons you stated are likely part of it. It could also be because the Escapist had such an influx of new users for such a long time that a tight community never really formed. There were just too many people for most people to get to know everybody, and without that sense of community there isn't a lot to keep people around long term. Or maybe I'm completely off base, I don't know, there were an awful lot of regular posters who were banned. Over a hundred that I personally recognised by name or avatar.

Barbas said:
The site's forums haven't been around for all that long. They got started some time in 2006, IIRC, which was as far back as threads with comments in will currently load for me. Earliest join date I saw was 2004, I think, belonging to someone who helped put the site together. A lot of people joined back then and simply don't post in the forums, ergo they aren't seen as much nowadays. The mute white faces are legion.
It's true that the Escapist forums didn't launch until August 2006, there was the Escapist Lounge before that, which was just the comment sections for the articles. It launched around December 2005.

As for older accounts, the Escapist launched on July 12, 2005 so any accounts made earlier than that are likely from the sister site WarCry Network which launched May 21, 1999. Escapist users were able to post on Warcry and vice versa.

LostGryphon said:
I think some people here are taking the OP a bit too seriously...
Yes, I think they are. A few people seem to be under the impression that the OP consists of anti-newbie hate speech. One person went so far as to say that I personally have made the forums a hostile place for newcomers.

Is it just me or do the forums seem to be more sensitive than they used to be? I seem to remember people making threads of a similar tongue in cheek nature several years back without everybody getting so literal about everything.

DeanCain said:
But really, what was the point of this thread? To shake your cane at the kids skateboarding in the street? I've seen no animosity against people strictly because they're new. Am I missing something?
Well, the purpose was really to point out the problem of there not being many new users coming to the site, thus the reason the majority of the OP consists of statistics.
 

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Super Cyborg said:
What about those like me, shouldn't you ask about how we feel for losing? Or are you assuming we feel nothing cause we all died from the war? Was this war LoTR style, or more futuristic dystopia style of war? Either way, I shall haunt you for assuming a ghost from some arbitrary war is not capable of feeling, and you shall feel my distaste for the lack of release details for Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky Second Chapter release details.

Whoooooooooooooo, fear me!
A SUVIVOR?!?!?!?!?
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OT- This is a really really bad thing guys. That means the site appeal is down. The rising and peak phases are over, now the war of attrition to an eventual demise phase has started. Eh, but the quality of a site has to do with how many new folks it attracts...
 

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One of the major issues is that the site hemorrhaged a lot of users with the loss of a lot of content providers.

There's not much I can say that other's haven't already. Right now The Escapist is in a slump, especially with outcry some proposed content providers have caused. Before we can get new users in, the site needs to get some new exclusive content, basically that's all there is to it.
 

Barbas

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vallorn said:
Barbas said:
Misericorde said:
Yeah, but is it active at least?
Not as active as the Escapist itself. Doesn't go by the site's name - that'd be rather odd for a SubReddit, anyway.
Huh, I didn't know /r/KotakuInAction was the subreddit for these forums. But bah, who uses subreddits anyway, get yourself an 8chan board daddy-o and be hip n jive with the cool dawgs!

(This post is the result of too much coffee and a warped sense of humour, it is not meant to be taken seriously.)
Don't worry, I don't think that SubReddit should be taken very seriously.
 

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Cold Shiny said:
As a new guy, I wasn't aware this was a thing, but now I have been informed that I lost a war.... of some kind...

Now I'm depressed.
Not a serious thing, it was an old joke thread and nothing more, we were mostly goofing off and there was no vitriol or anything, trust me when I say most users find this to be kind of depressing, we don't want our hang-out to die off.

I was Switzerland at first but then I hid in a bunker with some guys, passed out because of the noxious gas of excessive bean consumption and ate a sock or something, pretty sure I died at some point.
 

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Hmmm... The only thing I have noticed about the Escapist over the years are less new topics posted each day.

But then again, most of them were utter shite... All about morals of drowning people (who will you save?) or billy basic 'what do you look like?', 'what is your favourite geek possession?' or 'who is your favourite game character?'