My girlfriend (a non-gamer with no idea it's based off of a videogame) saw a trailer for the new Mortal Kombat movie (a movie I do not want to see) and decided she wanted to see it. Well, my account is signed into our most frequented smart TV, so I looked it up on Prime... $25 fucking dollars?!? But, like the sucker I am for her "I'm battling cancer" angle, I bought it. Then, she decided it was too late to watch it!!! What in every hell, woman??? Look forward to my severely biased and scathing review in the "Last Movie You Watched" thread when we inevitably watch it, because for $25, I don't care if I have to give her the "Clockwork Orange" treatment; she's going to watch this pre-assumed piece of shit film.