I've lived in North Texas for nearly 13 years, and until Saturday, had never been to the the famous Texas State Fair. People around here look at you like you've got lobsters crawling out of your ears when you admit never having gone. Well, I went, and it was beyond disappointing.
First, there was an insane amount of traffic. Then, we had to park in a shady "parking lot" several blocks away which cost $30. A guy in a golf cart was acting like a shuttle taking people to the front gate, $5 per person, there were 5 of us, so $25. Admission? $25 per person. I'd brought $140 in cash and before setting foot in the place, I'd spent half of it. But fine, I still had my debit card, and surly there'd be places to get more cash... which apparently isn't the legal tender of the fair. No, you have to purchase "coupons" to buy food and ride rides at a one-to-one dollar-to-coupon exchange rate. Whatever, I traded in my cash for the "coupons."
I had my sights set on two things: a funnel cake and 3-ball monte, so we made our way to the midway only to discover our coupons were not the legal tender of the games; you had to buy a game card and load it with credits! Not only that, the prices were stupid expensive! I haven't been to a fair in decades, but I recall most games being a couple bucks; these games wanted almost $10 per play! So I nixed 3-ball monte and set out for my funnel cake. $8 later, I ate half, and tossed the rest away as I muscled through the insane crowd of people and baby carriages (who the hell takes a fucking baby to a fair?? A lot of people; that's who.) The only rides I was interested in were the slingshot and a ride called the Skyscraper that spins clockwise and 70 mph... they wanted $70 for EACH. I was livid. Nixed the rides.
Lastly, my gf brought her elderly coworker, and after about 4 hours of walking needed help getting around, so we decided to leave. Long walk back to the car, more traffic as we drove home, wallet very much lighter than it started out. I'm never going back to that fair. It was dumb, expensive and crowded. Fairs are supposed to be Americana, happy places filled with cheap wonderment. Now, they're just crowded money pits with very little fun to be had.