Our pool pump shit the bed after the most recent freeze spell we had. Started making a weird noise that progressed into a high-pitched whine that had even the neighbors calling and complaining. We had to sleep on the other side of the house for a week since it's situated right outside our bedroom window, and the sound was impossible to ignore or get used to. Well, it finally up and died. We hoped we could just replace/repair the motor to the tune of a couple hundred bucks, but of course it's not that easy. They don't make our model of pump anymore, and the unit isn't modular, so we have to replace the WHOLE thing Gonna cost us over $1,500! And here I was planning on buying my Xbox Series X with my taxes here in a few weeks, but mother nature fucked that plan WAY up the ass. Guess I'll have to wait until I get my annual bonus in March (if we even get one; leadership is hemming on hawing on that probability,) but I'm sure something el$e will break/go wrong making any frivolou$ $pending on a videogame $ystem look like a proper dick move.
RENT, PEOPLE!! Home ownership is for suckers!! "Equity schmequity," you can't take it with you. My plan is to live here until we die (probably via murder-suicide since I can't trust my gf to hold up her end of a proper pact, the filthy coward,) leave our bodies in the house, burn it to the ground, and salt the earth so nothing else can be built here.