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ImprovizoR said:
1.Batman
5 Angelina Jolie
Batman never uses guns. Oh and you just know Angie would pull some weird curve-bullet shit and kill EVERYONE in the room except you....
 

John the Gamer

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General Rommel
Alexander the Great
Emperor Charlemange (Charles the Great)
Emperor Napoleon
Dzjengis Khan

These are the best I could come up with... Maybe ceasar, augustus and Hitler(so they can shoot him right after me. he's a dick)
 

Communist partisan

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Five retarded men whith no arms and they are blind and death they are also stoned on sleeping pills,

Good luck whith killing me assholes...
 

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Marcus Fenix
Rubi Malone (WET)
Bruce Willis in a white vest *wink wink*
Duke Nukem
Ricky Gervais

They seem like reasonable people and make it as quick as possible
 

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The Misfits from Fallout New Vegas, the guys in camp golf. They are the worst soldiers in the NCR army so I'd probably just be able to walk out of the execution room after they waste all their ammo. Plus they have to use service rifles and those things just suck. However, since that's only 4 people I guess I'll add one stormtrooper.
 

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Shinrae said:
I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?
My choice as well, or generic Bond henchmen for the same reason...
 

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1) Megatron
2) Black mage
3) Galactus
4) an experimental megabot from Supreme Commander(a galactic colossus with do just fine)
5) Bruce Willis

Basically,I want to go out with a bang.One that defies human scale and imagination.Also,Bruce Willis for a nice one liner before they open fire.
 

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5 Vogons.

They're the worst shots in the galaxy, they'd disintergrate the wall behind me before they even managed to get a bullet near me so then I could escape through the hole they've made in the wall.
Easy.

That's if I was not giulty. If I was giulty of a crime:

1. An anesatist
2-5. sharp shooters

So my last request can be to be anesatised then they other 4 can shoot me. I'm all about avoiding the pain.
 

Villix

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1: Light Yagami

Though he probably would just use his Death Note. In that case, I'd just suggest how to kill me off in a cool way.

Otherwise: 5 Spartans from HALO, all equipped with a Spartan Laser.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
 

Vykrel

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5 men that cant aim for shit...

maybe theyd untie me and try again the next day, giving me one last chance to escape :p
 

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Shinrae said:
I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?
First thing i thought of. Second thing: Yeah, I'm probably already ninja'd.

OT: Church, Caboose, Grif, Sarge and Simmons......what, I like Red vs Blue. Deal with it! plus they'd all miss, so that's good. maybe i can get tex's old armor.....those things are unisex, right?
 

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Five members of the Russian Spetsnaz. If I'm going to die, at least I had better die quick, painlessly, epicly, and not understanding all of the foul words. That, or five random American soldiers. If I feel like living for a little while longer. (Zing!)
 

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JoeCool385 said:
Five hot strippers. Might as well die happy.
Make mine five big breasted hot strippers and I'm right there with you! :D

Well it would make for a fun view if it's that last thing I'm going to see.