Choose your firing squad

[The_ModeRazor]

1. Kratos
2. Altair
3. The God Emperor of Mankind
4. The Joker
5. Alex Mercer

When it takes 5 of the most powerful deities (according to... fuck if I know) to put you in the ground, you know you have lived well.

Alternatively, that much awesome concentrated at one person would most likely turn them into yet another deity. Cool.

 

[ecoho]

superman
the hulk
the thing
the invisible women
and.......

alex mercer from prototype

see this is how it works they shoot me alex absorbs me i take over his body through my aswome force of will then absorb the other four makeing me invincible

 

[Shrubery]

5 vogons because they are the worst archmen in the galaxy

marksmen?

yes that is what i ment , thanks

 

[Sneeze]

Justin Bieber

Hear me out here, it might be a pretty pussy way to go but once the press hears about it and its plastered all over the tabloids that Beiber is a trained killer and works on deathrow he'll be fucking destroyed. Or that the very least it will scar him deeply and he will be to damaged to ever talk again, ever.

 

[tris4992]

uhm

ork nr.1
ork nr.2
ork nr.3
ork nr.4
ork nr.5

It's the stormtrooper principle

 

[Wyane380]

The first five people to comment on this thread. I'm dieing so why not?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

They'll just get tired of missing me.

Beat me to it!
you'd still have at least a good 10 minutes of life still with these fella's doing the job.

 

[the_hoffs_ego]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

First thing i thought of. Second thing: Yeah, I'm probably already ninja'd.

OT: Church, Caboose, Grif, Sarge and Simmons......what, I like Red vs Blue. Deal with it! plus they'd all miss, so that's good. maybe i can get tex's old armor.....those things are unisex, right?

That would be my choice, except Donut instead of Sarge (Sarge may be able to make a shot). They'd just argue long enough for me to escape. Even if they got a lucky shot, maybe I could become a ghost and possess one of them Church style?

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

That would be my choice, except Donut instead of Sarge (Sarge may be able to make a shot). They'd just argue long enough for me to escape. Even if they got a lucky shot, maybe I could become a ghost and possess one of them Church style?

Sarge wouldn't be shooting me! He'd be using the opportunity to try and shoot Grif..... DUH!

And church isn't a ghost? not really. atleast, his body-hopping capability cannot be accredited to supernatural properties. have you not seen reconstruction?
I'm sorry if i sound like a total uber lore-nerd btw! and i realize you're not suppose to take the story that seriously.

 

[DaemonicShadow]

1.Jason Statham
2.Danny Dyer
3.Vinny Jones
4.Sean Bean
5.Liam Neeson

If I'm going to die, lets have four amazing English actors and an Irish one do it, eh?

 

[Ren3004]

Did anyone say Stormtroopers already? Someone said Stormtroopers, right?

 

[alittlepepper]

God.
Rico Rodriguez.
Louis Armstrong.
Drizzt Do'Urden.
James Bond.

I would at least enjoy the argument among them all before they did the deed.

 

[Ponce Master-General]

G-Man
James Bond (the Sean Connery version)
Cartman
Serious Sam
The Imp from ZP

 

[Nouw]

These five'll do just fine!

/thread.

Dying by Arnie is fine by me! It will be awesome!

 

[Decy19]

5 Nazi soldiers all armed with lugers... If im going to die i atleast want to die by an awesome gun.

 

[dragonslayer32]

The A-Team. It would be an honour to be killed by those guys. (The fact that they didn't kill anyone in the series also helps me...although the film is a different story)

 

[etherlance]

The Telly Tubbies and the care bears.

 

[TiefBlau]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

Nads? Does he have those?

 

[Jedoro]

Boone, don't much care who else is there. If he could kill

Spoiler

his own wife

then I'm not worried about it hurting at all. He'll headshot me in an instant.

 

[guise709]

1. Myself as a baby
2. Myself as a child
3. Myself as a young man
4. Myself as a middle-aged man
5. Myself as a old man

Henceforth I shall kill myself.