CLOP is QWOP With Unicorns

[Bazaalmon]

Lame horse mode is hilarious. Who needs hind legs?
Unfortunately lame horses can't climb hills.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

So I got over the first hill and I'm like HOORAY!

And there was a sharp vertical drop and I did a wicked death-cartwheel and broke my spine. FUCK!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I hate that human. Why is there no option to kill him? I have a fucking horn for fuck's sake!

 

[gyroscopeboy]

Bennett Foddy used to be the bass player for the Australian band Cut Copy

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Google "QWOP" and "Rage Quit"

You're welcome.

 

[Seventh Actuality]

Bronies wondering why people hate bronies in an article where half the comments are about a brony-spawned euphemism for wanking over a little girl's cartoon.

Lovely.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

My attempts at the game go yielded one strategy that works... well enough.

You purposely stick the head to the ground. And then just keep pressing both the hind leg buttons. And most of the time, the momentum carries one forward.

I call it "Scootaloo-ing."

...for reasons I shall not discuss.

Edit: makes me wish there was a "front legs are Lame mode" as opposed to "back legs are lame mode".

 

[Aeshi]

How to walk efficiently for anyone playing this game:

1. Hold down the 'H' and 'J' keys
2. Release them, but at the same time start holding down the 'K' and 'L' keys.
3. Alternate between holding down each pair of keys to walk!

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Oh Charlie, what have you gotten yourself into now. Candy mountain wasn't enough?

 

[Kargathia]

Hands up if you came here looking to watch the shitstorm because you thought this was an mlp version of qwop. I sure did. Now, why must god smite me by making this come out whilst I cant get to a computer?! It looks hilarious!

Definitely. Brony vs. Hater threads are always dripping with juicy goodness.

 

[Eric the Orange]

As a brony, I think this man does not know what the modern day version of "clop" means...

No he doesn't. Who wants to tell him?

Not me, please not me.

OT: I was able to finish QWOP once. I'm not gonna try this though, this just seems ridiculous.

I'd say Google it but that's probably a bad Idea. It's the brony version of yiffing. Or to spell it more plainly, it's masturbating to pictures of the characters from My Little Pony.

 

[N3squ1ck]

Interesting. I remember seeing a QWOP-like game on DeviantArt starring Twilight Sparkle, and now there is an official unicorn QWOP game. The cycle is complete. At least until someone thinks it'd be cool to make a QWOP game using an octopus.

Well, there is already Octodad?

EDIT: and the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVoSYDWX2Ig

An LP of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAzL8pS5DpA

 

[Berithil]

Hands up if you came here looking to watch the shitstorm because you thought this was an mlp version of qwop. I sure did. Now, why must god smite me by making this come out whilst I cant get to a computer?! It looks hilarious!

*raises hand*

First thought that came to mind when I read opened the article was "i wonder how long it will it will take for the pony comments to show up"


First reply..... That was quick

There is a game like this on deviantart with twilight sparkle..... Stupid staircase....

 

[KazNecro]

No one else instantly think of Charlie and Candy Mountain?

(Raises hand and waves frantically) RIGHT HERE, FRIEND!! LOL

And yes, I immediately thought of the Candy Mountain Candy Cave song!

Oh Charlie, what have you gotten yourself into now. Candy mountain wasn't enough?

Well, after searching for the Banana King and going into the future to build a snowman, he just needed a new challenge.

 

[Berithil]

Hands up if you came here looking to watch the shitstorm because you thought this was an mlp version of qwop. I sure did. Now, why must god smite me by making this come out whilst I cant get to a computer?! It looks hilarious!

*raises hand*

First thought that came to mind when I read opened the article was "i wonder how long it will it will take for the pony comments to show up"


First reply..... That was quick

That's Bronies for you. So infatuated with a mediocre cartoon show for prepubescent girls are they that they're ready to proclaim their endless love for it wherever they can, and then get all passive-aggressive when people ask them to take that sort of thing elsewhere.

Not sure if insulting us personally, or insulting bronies as a whole.....

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I chuckled when i saw the words CLOP, and as seen in the comments so far, i'm not the only one who thought of the other type of clop. Still, seems frustrating. Now all we need is Michael of Rage Quit to play this.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

I chuckled when i saw the words CLOP, and as seen in the comments so far, i'm not the only one who thought of the other type of clop. Still, seems frustrating. Now all we need is Michael of Rage Quit to play this.

Your avatar pic looks so much like my favorite strategy for the "game". Noted by the guy after you.

figured out how to get around lame horse mode, every 10 seconds or so just use the back legs. Got me about halfway there, I'll finish it when I've got time.

I mentioned this strategy earlier...

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I chuckled when i saw the words CLOP, and as seen in the comments so far, i'm not the only one who thought of the other type of clop. Still, seems frustrating. Now all we need is Michael of Rage Quit to play this.

Your avatar pic looks so much like my favorite strategy for the "game". Noted by the guy after you.

figured out how to get around lame horse mode, every 10 seconds or so just use the back legs. Got me about halfway there, I'll finish it when I've got time.

I mentioned this strategy earlier...

Holy crap you're right. That is the strangest coincedence I've ever seen. Good find xD

 

[fanklok]

All I have to say is that's not how horses or physics work.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

As a brony, I think this man does not know what the modern day version of "clop" means...

No he doesn't. Who wants to tell him?

Not me, please not me.

OT: I was able to finish QWOP once. I'm not gonna try this though, this just seems ridiculous.

I'd say Google it but that's probably a bad Idea. It's the brony version of yiffing. Or to spell it more plainly, it's masturbating to pictures of the characters from My Little Pony.

Oh I know, I mean I don't want to tell him :S