"Cloud Girlfriend" Provides Users With Fake Facebook Mate

[NaramSuen]

I'm surprised it took so long.

"I've seen the future brother, it is murder."

 

[Siberian Relic]

My next prank in the making.

 

[CleverCover]

I see this becoming a Hollywood movie, dude become so self consumed with this fake girl, he perceives her as real. Then the hard reality hits him... but then at the end, the programmer of the girl turns out to be holding the conversations with him instead of letting the program take over, they live happily ever after...

I... Would totally watch that... Now, does it end with the programmer being female? Or is the twist (if you can call that a twist) that the guy falls in love with another guy?

If it's a dude, that might spawn a whole new plot of the guy getting over his possible homophobia or "I'm not gay but I'm in love with a dude". It would be an interesting twist...

I'd go see it on the basis that it's not a regular romantic comedy and I won't already know the ending.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Oh geez...
Fail.

 

[Akisa]

My companion cube will never talk back to me. My companion cube will never leave me.

I thought you murdered your companion cube oO.

 

[mjc0961]

I've got an easier way to filter through the fake girlfriends. Just don't go on facebook. Problem solved.

 

[Gindil]

...

I... I just don't have the strength!

 

[Ghengis John]

Social network users can then "connect" with the virtual girlfriend on services such as Facebook. One purpose for the service might be to make the actual mate that users are pining after jealous, and more likely to desire them. It could backfire, though, as Cloud Girlfriend users would have to constantly make up lies about where they've been, or why they can't go on a double date.

This is gonna make one great sitcom.

Also I just got the greatest captcha ever.

Allindat exactly.

 

[CplDustov]

we'll all have to be suspect of friends' "in a relationship" posts in the future....

Considering many of my fiends are "divorced" or "widows" or "in a serious relationship" with friends, I already doubt it

 

[The Rockerfly]

Bloke: I love you
Lady: I will always love you. MEMORY DELETED

Did you just quote Futurama?


Edit: Apprently not the only one who noiced it

Yes sir, yes I did just quote futurama and it feels good

 

[Uber Waddles]

I dont see why people are ripping on this?

Its like buying a fancy car to impress people. Some people want to keep up appearances. Or just have a girl friend so people will get off their ass. Ive seen people get ridiculed because they dont have a girl friend or choose to be single, this is a good "screw you" to all those assbags who havent grown out of highschool mindsets.

As for this service... I would honestly think about using it. Just because my ex is smarmy and thinks she's hot shit in a champaign glass. A new girlfriend, this soon, would be the ultimate "screw you" to her.

Besides a few highschool-esque things (impressing people, getting back at exes), the only practical use I could see for this is a fake girlfriend for closeted homosexuals.

 

[Bobbity]

This is kind of sad

 

[Evilsanta]

....Should I laugh or cry?

People aren't that desperate are they?

 

[fenrizz]

That seems rather pathetic.

Who would even use such a service?

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I'll stick to my real flesh and blood girlfriend, thanks.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Right now, I'm waiting for someone to do a funny webcomic out of this...

 

[snfonseka]

This is somewhat weird....

 

[Valanthe]

First Thought: What is this I don't even...

Second Thought: Hmm I wonder just how crazy I could set the parametres, this could be a hilarious way to really make someone's day just a little a little more surreal, "Oh look, V has a new girlfriend, isn't that...oh dear..."

Third Thought: ???

Fourth Thought: PROFIT!!!

P.S. Who's the genius who thought putting bloody -accents- in the captcha was a good idea!?

 

[Neonit]

i always knew facebook was EVIL!

but tbh, this is really really sad.....