Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[likalaruku]

I don't like my new job; people keep killing me & looting my corpse. Then when I respawn in the exact same place a few minutes latter, the same guy does it again. There are also giant spiders, goblins, bears, & wolves everywhere.

 

[Dane Tesston]

I'm a Blue Suns mook now, am I? Wouldn't be so bad, if Shepard didn't have the freaking flamethrower.

 

[rh1006]

im working for frieza apparently, he'll just blow my planet up.

 

[phohouse]

I work for Kurt Dierker and the Nazis now? Sean Devlin is going to come and kick my ass soon.

 

[Vakz]

I've been hired by the Darkspawn? This is not going to end well..

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Fuck...
I played Braid.
I'm so confuzzled now...

 

[k3v1n]

I just played super meat boy, so I guess I'm the evil evil dr.Fetus

*shakes fist, raises middle finger *

 

[Reg5879]

I work for the Russians...badass. I must now report to Dragovich.

 

[Cogwheel]

Touhou, hm?

Well, I get absorbed into the token small human village, most likely. Probably a farmer/peasant in a setting that rather resembles old Japan. On the bright side, benevolent absurdly powerful guardian who devours and creates history=safety.

 

[dotchan]

Team Fortress 2? I work for the Administrator?

Sweet. All I have to do is park myself in Spectator mode and press buttons all day.

Time to mash "Overtime" eleventy billion times...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Enclave in Fallout 3.

I never really understood why they were the bad guy. Sure the Colonel guy is a dick and President Eden's same ten messages are pissing me off, but they don't do that many bad things (except for the spoiler-heavy thing).

 

[psivamp]

Um... I kinda was the villian in New Vegas. Or at least working for him if you want to say it was Caesar.

 

[laughingstock2909]

thanks a lot, I now belong to the crimson lance, thank you hyperion; you've made atlas even better!!!!!! I hate this planet it smells like hemmeroids wrapped in bacon; spoken like a true hero general knoxx

 

[Keetron]

I either work for Abstergo or the Borgia, and I am none to happy about it. There is a reason I love Assassinating them.

 

[The Headcrab Farmer]

Yay, i'm a policeman from Just Cause's Mendoza regime. Give me a car and a cowboy hat and i'm going to hunt down Rico 'till the end of the world!

... i think i have road rage issues...

 

[kommando367]

A demon empire. *shrugs* could be worse.