Congratulations! You've been hired by the villians from the last game you've played!

[Chronarch]

The online multiplayer for Black Ops was the last thing I played so... Oh no! I work for communists! NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Omega Pirate]

Currently playing Demon's Souls, so I get to kill the main character 20+ times before you he/she can defeat me by a lucky punch/slash/arrow/fireball. Then do it again in New Game+, New Game++, New Game+++, New Game++++, continue for infinity or until he gives up.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Team Blu!
*shakes fist*

In the same seat here. Am now working for the blu team!

See ya in the Battlefield, team of Babies!

 

[G-Virus]

I work for the Super Mutants! GRAH! TINY HUMANS! I'LL WEAR YOUR BONES...AROUND MY NECK!

 

[WanderingFool]

I work for the Borgia? Oh hell, I know im goi...

 

[Spydercake]

oh for fucks sssssssss*BOOM*

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Sweet, it's time to take down the Templar's from the inside! Me and my hidden blade are going to have SO MUCH FUN!

 

[Chaza]

I guess I'd be working for ceasers legion or some gang maybe.

 

[Vrach]

Well just played BFBC2: Vietnam, so I guess I'm conscripted into the Marines? Don't mind tbh, I hear they have fantastic training for snipers and it's one of the things I'd love to learn

 

[MrJKapowey]

HEY HEY HEY EHY!! NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB...*Kzzzzt*

>Your psychotic body builder has suffered a massive software breakdown and needs a small orange turd to kick start it.

 

[Jenkins]

Id be betraying the horde for the alliance.


nooooooooooo

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Great, I work for shodan.

She is such a drama queen.

 

[Veldaroth]

Um, I was just playing Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. I'm not far enough into it to know if there is someone causing all this, so for now I guess I'm a zombie? Ok, guess I'd better go eat some brains now!

 

[FalloutJack]

You know what? The TRUE villains of New Vegas are the friggin' Deathclaws! And no, I REEEAAALLY don't like my position here. The Alpha-Male just promoted me from captured prey to LONG PORK!!

*Running now!*

 

[Salem_Wolf]

I'm a virus in the Tron universe. Wait...crap they're cannon fodder. >_<!

 

[hamsta]

woot, work for castro free cigars!!

 

[HandsomeZer0]

It seems like team rockets blasting off again......

 

[RandallJohn]

Pro Evolution Soccer? I guess I work for Real Madrid! *Ba dum tish*

 

[TiefBlau]

I was hired by King Richard to pretend I'm insane and stand on a boat. If any white hooded stranger comes by, I will start laughing and grunting and shove him off the boat and watch him drown because he can't swim.

 

[Knusper]

I'm apparently some guard from Renaissance Italy. Actually, this is going to be pretty cool, since the guards seem to be just as trained in free running as the assassin they're chasing, which is something I've always wanted to do.

I just need to start learning how to speak Italian...