Corrupt a Wish game

[Fury Is Me.]

Instead, i'll show you how it DOESN'T WORK! *turns off Scde2's personal gravity*

I wish I had a balloon. (Oh wait, i can just do this. FUUSEN! *Inflates rubber body.*)

 

[Scde2]

*Pops rubber body*

I wish for a funny joke

 

[brtshstel]

Instead, you get a lame one-liner that everybody and their grandmother knows.

I wish I could revitalize anything I touch.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

How bout this one.... I just deflated and I now only have a small prick in my side... *Jet Gum Gum Gattling Gun's Scde2 to death.*

And no, you don't get that power.

I wish I could grow huge arms. (Oh wait, I can do that too! Bites into thumb a bit and makes a small hole, Blows into hole, Arm grows huge, transfers a lot of rubber mass to arm, arm is now huge and solid, does the same to other arm.*)

 

[Uncreative]

...
You're having some difficulty understanding the basic structure of this game, aren't you?


I wish pink camo never existed.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Too late.

I wish this thread would die! (not really. That's a terrible thing to say.)

 

[SoloStoffe]

Wish granted, but now 5 other threads will take it's place.

I wish for world peace, 5 extremely attracrive supermodels who are all in love with me, and eachother, and want's nothing more than a sixsome.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Attractive is a relative word. The models are all plus size models chosen by a notorious chubby chaser.

I wish for gumdrops.

 

[hotacidbath]

Granted, but they're all mustard flavored.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because of a rhyming paradox you became a dish.

I wish for a didgeridoo.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but it sounds awful and people kill you for it.

I wish for the perfect metal album.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Grnated but the album which is made from metal(see what I did there) breaks your Hifi.

I wish for a cool refreshing glass of an Irish ale.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but the glass is so cool that it's too cool for you and leaves you.

I wish that they told who the man upstairs was in Doomsday Arcade.

 

[Dr.Susse]

They did and strangely it was the veiwer.

I wish the last episode was a cruel April fools joke and the seirs goes on for a few more weeks.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but the series goes downhill and it starts to suck.

I wish Bruce didn't die.

 

[hotacidbath]

He didn't, but they used the worst plot device known to man to keep him alive. It was all a dream.

I wish that I had some soda.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Granted, but it's poisonous!

I wish that clown would die.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but he forever haunts you in your dreams

I wish my TV was bigger.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but you can't fit it through the doorway to put in your home.

I wish upon a star, that I can't die.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the star explodes making your wish void.

I wish for a Little shop of horrors.