Corrupt a Wish game

[Robert632]

Granted, but all human hair is taken away, and those who wanted beards now can't get one so now they murder you for making the wish in the first place.

I wish I was a clown-mime.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have nothing to live for so you kill yourself.

I wish I could sing like Till Lindemann.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but now you can't stop singing, causing everyone to become to annoyed to be around you.

I wish I will pass my drivers test tomorrow.

 

[Alpha1Niner]

Granted, but your licence will be a large slab of stone that you have to haul around every time you drive.

I wish someone would finish my sente...

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but the sentence is a terrible one.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Alpha1Niner]

Granted, now it's hailing.

I wish the answer was not 42.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Now the answer is Mudkips.

I wish I could stop thinking of my pants.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking of mine.

I wish I lived in a Persona game.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but now you go to virtual hell every time the gamer who owns the game turns off the game.

I wish I had a gold bar.

 

[Kaleb1138]

Granted but all gold has lost its value...

i wish i had a real lightsaber

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you still get shot by a guy with a gun.

I wish I could sing without killing things.

 

[John Smyth]

Granted, but everything that hears your song wishes it had been killed.

I wish for a pot of tea.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but it's tea bagging from Halo.

I'd wish I had a book.

 

[Omega V]

Granted, but its the Twilight saga

I wish I had a space ship

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, but its a slave cruiser and you are not a captain.

I wish I had delicious candy.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it is also posionous.

I wish for another pair of arms.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but they occupy the same space as your first pair.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in somewhere in the range of four to five bounds.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you fell off your first building.

I wish for a flying pig.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it flies too close to the sun and subsequently falls to its death.

I wish I could prove the existence of tachyons.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you die in a car acciendent before you can show anyone.

I wish I had control over fire.