Corrupt a Wish game

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But now they've come to life and they're pissed.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you get eaten by a Killer Whale who mistakes you for a seal.

 

[Robert632]

You become nothing, as you didn't wish.

I wish I had the power of Nothing.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted. Everything you touch becomes Nothing.


I wish my cat would stop stealing my pillow.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It steals your bed instead.

I wish that a viking warrior would appear and then disappear inside my nose.

 

[Nouw]

*Stares at avatar.

Granted but it's a Viking [http://www.starcraft2-outpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/VikingAssault.jpg] from Starcraft II.

I wish for good Starship Troopers sequels

 

[tthor]

granted, however it goes straight to dvd, nobody buys it, the producers go bankrupt because of it, the only place that sells it now is a convenient store in Taiwan, and you never get to watch it.

I wish i could control computers with my mind.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You can't delete the history.

I wish for a giant fluffy panda.

 

[Nouw]

It's fluffy and white but it wants to eat your shoes.

I wish for the destruction of all the 'Rules.'

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Get siphoning that petrol while you can.

I wish for a mountain of feathers.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, but you suddenly are allergic to them.

I wish I never teleported into a female restroom with police officers

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. You just walked in instead.

I wish that the greatest Halo game about the Sangheili has been made.

 

[sylekage]

granted, but it's about a space marine disguised as a Sangheili.

I wish they would bring game fuel back. Not just for halo, that stuff was delicious.

 

[Valkyrie101]

[small]Game fuel...?[/small]

Granted, but... er... it kills you?

I wish for a pet snake.

 

[tthor]

granted, you get a 50foot long boa constrictor. it eats you.

I wish that i live a long and happy life.

 

[lex.nero]

Granted, but you will go to hell at the end of it

I wish for Invincibility

 

[linkzeldi]

Granted but you survive the apocalypse only to realize you are the last living creature in the galaxy.

I wish for a blueberry pie.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It is burned beyond recognition.

I wish for a Ferrari.

 

[tthor]

Granted, you get you're own Furry, locked up in your basement.

I wish for a long life and inner peace.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but they get eaten by moths.

I wish for a bottle of shampoo.