Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

Granted, but its super crappy shampoo that puts a green tint to your hair.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You wish for the end of the world.

I wish I lived in Hollywood.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you work for Lindsey Lohan.

I wish for some pasta.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you don't get a fork!

I wish for the Grey Cup!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted its a golden cup covered in a thick layer of dust

I wish I was the worst guitar player in the world

 

[tthor]

Granted! You are the worst guitar player in the world. and you just wasted your only wish on becoming the worst guitar player ever. Hahaha idiot

I wish I had psychokinesis

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but you can't control it and all your friends and family are slowly but violently ripped apart

I wish I could control the box offices totals of Hollywood movies

 

[AgDr_ODST]

post?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

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Uh.....Granted. You can now cause movies to make up to 7 dollars more.

I wish they would make a really awesome Inception game. For free. But it's still awesome.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but its so awesome that it only be played by people with Uber expensive 2,000 dollar graphics cards in thier CPU's

I wish the stupid fanboys would get thier mouths sewn shut

 

[sylekage]

Granted, but they learn to talk through their ears

I wish hover cars were real

 

[EqualNOpposite]

Granted; they cost $400,000 a piece, are as expensive to maintain as a yacht, and fall under Machiavellian FAA restrictions. You can't drive them into urban areas, and can't exceed 100 mph below 2,000 feet. And the license is taxed...heavily. You need to pay a monthly fee to maintain it, and if you fail, you not only lose the license, but the car too. And NO, WE WON'T REIMBURSE YOU!

I wish I could find a replacement lightbulb for my desk lamp.

 

[tthor]

granted, too bad you break it.

I wish trees could talk.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, but all they do is piss and moan about other trees getting cut down

I wish Let Me In rake would in 500 million at the box office

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But now all anyone ever talks about is that movie all the time.

I wish for falling stars.

 

[Sacman]

Wish granted.. good job now the world is destroyed...

I wish for the Serial Experiments Lain game to finally get an English translation and an American release...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the dub is atrocious and all americans(who aren't you) that play it think the game is garbage because of the shit dubbing

I wish Jessica Chobot would move into my neighborhood and immediately be attracted to me

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You did mean the 50-year old spinster named Jessica Chobot, right?

I wish I could sleep for hours and hours.

 

[Sacman]

Wish granted, you starve to death in your sleep...

I wish I had the worlds most powerful computer...

 

[Deguasser]

granted, but the power supply isn't good enough to run it.

I wish I had a better TV.