Corupt a wish foundation.

[Kingsman]

Granted, but they all come to life like stephen king's christine and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Iran would just go away.

Iran disappears just as its scientists find the cure to the weird epidemic of people rapidly aging and going comatose!

And that cell phone also can only work when it's calling old, comatose people!

I wish for a dish of old comatose fish!

 

[Eggsnham]

Granted. But the phone will be experimental, give off ridiculous amounts of radiation and you will get cancer of the bladder and slowly die.

I wish I had wisdom.

 

[Sinisterair]

I wish for eight Ferraris!

Granted, but they all come to life like stephen king's christine and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Iran would just go away.

granted but you must go with it

 

[UAProxy]

Diregard, folks.

 

[Sinisterair]

gr

Granted. But the phone will be experimental, give off ridiculous amounts of radiation and you will get cancer of the bladder and slowly die.

I wish I had wisdom.

Granted but you are stricken with blidness paraziation and deafness so you are not able to spread your wisdom

 

[ronodar]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

Is that all? Well a couple of universes over, there are these small green people who worship your very image!

All you have to do is make a couple of simple dimensional jumps, and they'll declare you their god.

I wish for a portal gun!

Granted but you are unable to survive a fall greater than 5 feet.

I wish for....every superpower thinkable, a mjolnir suit(with the phyisical ability to wear it), and no weakesses to anything.

P.S. First post in the Escapist forums

 

[Tucker154]

Granted, but it's so heavy that the extra weight throws you off balance. You tragically fall off your bike and roll over an edge. Every bone in your body breaks, except for your skull.

I wish I was in the Starcraft 2 beta.[/quote]
Granted.The demo is so awesome and takes up so much memory,it only downloads the intro video because thats all it could download.

I wish I could get my L4D2 disk back.

 

[Sinisterair]

lol i kept making them but nobody courrputed them....

i wish that i had my own personal army that followed my every whim and would nvr betray me

Is that all? Well a couple of universes over, there are these small green people who worship your very image!

All you have to do is make a couple of simple dimensional jumps, and they'll declare you their god.

I wish for a portal gun!

Granted but you are unable to survive a fall greater than 5 feet.

I wish for....every superpower thinkable, a mjolnir suit(with the phyisical ability to wear it), and no weakesses to anything.

P.S. First post in the Escapist forums

Granted but your put into a coma and taken off life support and soon die

 

[Souplex]

Granted, but that that includes the powers that slowly kill you by having them.
I wish for pants.

 

[UAProxy]

I wish I could get my L4D2 disk back.

Granted. It's in three pieces.

I had wisdom.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of experiencing everything both great and horrible all at once. You are now also the age equivalent of 75.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes, of my own will and only my free will to wish, with no consequences, loopholes, conditions, side effects, mistranslations, superliteral fulfillments, changes in form, race, species, or standing as a supernatural/nonsupernatural being unless specifically stated otherwise. I wish only when I wish, without accidental wishes by result of intense emotion or wandering thoughts. My wishes rely entirely on what I intend to happen instead of words, ie. Wishing for a cheeseburger will produce the fresh, delicious, non-poisoned cheeseburger I had pictured in my mind upon a china plate in the location I designate it to be. Any corruptions of this wish can and will result in the immediate banishment of the granter to a pocket dimension with no means of escape.

Good luck, kid.

 

[Cynimod]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

 

[Kingsman]

Granted, but even though you find that the cake is truth, you die from arsenic poisoning.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes, of my own will and only my free will to wish, with no consequences, loopholes, conditions, side effects, mistranslations, superliteral fulfillments, changes in form, race, species, or standing as a supernatural/nonsupernatural being unless specifically stated otherwise. I wish only when I wish, without accidental wishes by result of intense emotion or wandering thoughts. My wishes rely entirely on what I intend to happen instead of words, ie. Wishing for a cheeseburger will produce the fresh, delicious, non-poisoned cheeseburger I had pictured in my mind upon a china plate in the location I designate it to be. Any corruptions of this wish can and will result in the immediate banishment of the granter to a pocket dimension with no means of escape.

Good luck, kid.

That's... technically not a wish at all. You can grant your wishes under your own power right now, can't you? I mean, you don't have any particularly outstanding abilities or materials to work with, but you can still work and study to get them accomplished under your own power.

In other words, wish granted. You may now fulfill your own wishes, just like you could before.

Enjoy!

EDIT: Cynd: Old. Comatose. You become it.

 

[Sinisterair]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted it is so good you'll nvr wake up

i wish i had a flying piggy

 

[Eggsnham]

I wish I could get my L4D2 disk back.

Granted. It's in three pieces.

I had wisdom.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of experiencing everything both great and horrible all at once. You are now also the age equivalent of 75.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes, of my own will and only my free will to wish, with no consequences, loopholes, conditions, side effects, mistranslations, superliteral fulfillments, changes in form, race, species, or standing as a supernatural/nonsupernatural being unless specifically stated otherwise. I wish only when I wish, without accidental wishes by result of intense emotion or wandering thoughts. My wishes rely entirely on what I intend to happen instead of words, ie. Wishing for a cheeseburger will produce the fresh, delicious, non-poisoned cheeseburger I had pictured in my mind upon a china plate in the location I designate it to be. Any corruptions of this wish can and will result in the immediate banishment of the granter to a pocket dimension with no means of escape.

Good luck, kid.

Granted.

I wish your wish to be un-wished.

EDIT: Fuck, just remembered the corruption tidbit. Ah well, you can have your stupid wish.

[small]I'm too tired for this shit[/small]

 

[Tucker154]

Granted, but its bad.

I wish I could kill every troll in existence.[/quote]
Granted.You have just became the murder of every person in the world that has a WoW troll character.Way to go.

I wish the critcs could stop saying good movies sucked.

 

[ronodar]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted, but you are constantly having horrible unspeakable nightmares.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

 

[Kingsman]

Granted. They instead say that the bad movies were excellent.

EDIT: Granted. You are locked up for counterfeit as the nation undergoes super-inflation from a trillion dollars being added to its economy.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Cynimod]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted it is so good you'll nvr wake up

i wish i had a flying piggy

Granted, but that just means breakfast now falls from the sky
I wish for Kurt Cobain to come back from the dead

 

[Sinisterair]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted, but you are constantly having horrible unspeakable nightmares.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

Granted but all of it plus an extra 4 mil gets taken in taxes in 3 days

i wish midgets were to be throwen manditorilly every 3 hours by a man shaped like a pear

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Aw what the hell...
Granted, but Iraq just got geographically bigger.

I wish for better sleep.

Granted it is so good you'll nvr wake up

i wish i had a flying piggy

Granted, but that just means breakfast now falls from the sky
I wish for Kurt Cobain to come back from the dead

Granted, but he gets right back together with Courtney Love.

I wish for a new car.