Corupt a wish foundation.

[Tucker154]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.

granted but the 20 dollars is monopoly money

i wish my life would get back to normal

Granted.Your life becomes normal for about 60 seconds again and then becomes screwed up again.

I wish I my computed was good enough for PC gaming.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Granted, but the Turkey is Dry.
I wish I had $20.
Edit: Ninjad...
Granted but this causes a time lapse which causes the people of the 11th century to appear randomly across the globe and in their confusion they slaughter everyone.

You win the cookie.

Granted, but you get it in monopoly money.

I wish I had a sc2 beta opt in.

 

[Danman1]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

You are; your body quickly over-exerts itself and you die, drained of energy, in a pool of your own spooge.

I wish I had more time to read *hinty fucking hint*

Granted, but everybody on earth will forever type sloooooowly when sending you a text or IM. Think long term, sir.

I made my wish right above me

 

[Deadpool062]

Bloody hell, this thing has already derailed with people granting the wrong wishes. I think we can safely say this thread has failed...

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

 

[Cynimod]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but youll never stop convulsing and your pants will always be ruined.

I wish to have the power to travel throughout all the universe, and between every universe in the multiverse, exploring everything in existence for eternity.

Granted, but that officially mark you as homeless.
I wish that the alternate ending for King Kong vs Godzilla, where Godzilla wins, did exist

 

[Cynimod]

I wish i owned a yacht

Again, you can have it, but it comes with compulsory yacht club membership, which you ahve to pay for. And did I mention the yuppies? Oh and it is painted pink!

I wish I could reach into alternative universes for different versions of films and sequels that were never made here.

Granted but you unknowingly travelled into a universe where every single actor is replaced with Jar-Jar binks

I wish I could be in a constant state of spiritual and physical orgasm

Granted, but you have to make orgasm noises all the time as well.

I wish I could "save" progress in my life in case I mess up.

Granted, but there is no hard drive in the world that could store that much information
I wish for a better computer.

 

[Composer]

the perfect girlfriend?? srry if i was ninja'd

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Granted, but Kang and Kodos enslave humanity. Boards with nails are outlawed. Gee, thanks. You've doomed us all, you dick

Granted, but there is no hard drive in the world that could store that much information
I wish for a better computer.

G-Ranted! Its so perfect it is self-aware. And it already built and sent forth an army of perfect flawless killer robots to your house. They are at the door.

I wish for the world to explode!

The world gets much, much bigger. Now, what was a short walk is a ten-day hike. Running to the local shops, the friction wears away at your shoes, then your socks, then your feet, until your legs are ground away to stumps.

I wish I didn't have to do my coursework by 9am today.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Granted, you have to do it by 7am.
I wish I had Mass Effect 2.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

Granted, but they will all give you Cancer and nothing else

I wish for a Weasel

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

 

[Lexodus]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted; however, keeping up with the rate at which the wishes and answers are posted makes your brain asplode and, like all mothers know, your eyes turn 'square'.

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted but the Electric cars now surpass fossil cars in car collision, speeding and DUI records also. Hurray for the Electric car, looks like the Stonecutters didn't do the job right.
I wish for a nuclear powerplant in my home hamlet.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted but the Electric cars now surpass fossil cars in car collision, speeding and DUI records also. Hurray for the Electric car, looks like the Stonecutters didn't do the job right.
I wish for a nuclear powerplant in my home hamlet.

Granted. MELTDOWN ensues; you are mutated into a bubbling pile of molten flesh, unable to die, but in terrible, terrible agony for the rest of time.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.