Corupt a wish foundation.

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Granted, but Kang and Kodos enslave humanity. Boards with nails are outlawed. Gee, thanks. You've doomed us all, you dick

Granted, but there is no hard drive in the world that could store that much information
I wish for a better computer.

G-Ranted! Its so perfect it is self-aware. And it already built and sent forth an army of perfect flawless killer robots to your house. They are at the door.

I wish for the world to explode!

The world gets much, much bigger. Now, what was a short walk is a ten-day hike. Running to the local shops, the friction wears away at your shoes, then your socks, then your feet, until your legs are ground away to stumps.

I wish I didn't have to do my coursework by 9am today.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Granted, you have to do it by 7am.
I wish I had Mass Effect 2.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

Granted, but they will all give you Cancer and nothing else

I wish for a Weasel

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

 

[Lexodus]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted; however, keeping up with the rate at which the wishes and answers are posted makes your brain asplode and, like all mothers know, your eyes turn 'square'.

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted but the Electric cars now surpass fossil cars in car collision, speeding and DUI records also. Hurray for the Electric car, looks like the Stonecutters didn't do the job right.
I wish for a nuclear powerplant in my home hamlet.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

GRANTED! You are now crashed in between the but-cheeks of the fattest and the ugliest girl in the worlds. Where no one can hear you scream.

I wish for the world peace.

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted but the Electric cars now surpass fossil cars in car collision, speeding and DUI records also. Hurray for the Electric car, looks like the Stonecutters didn't do the job right.
I wish for a nuclear powerplant in my home hamlet.

Granted. MELTDOWN ensues; you are mutated into a bubbling pile of molten flesh, unable to die, but in terrible, terrible agony for the rest of time.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but it's shit and only prints out a stream of photocopies of the last guy's dong.

And that makes it on track again!

Wish in above post.

 

[Cynimod]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted; however, keeping up with the rate at which the wishes and answers are posted makes your brain asplode and, like all mothers know, your eyes turn 'square'.

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.

Grant but no-one was there to see it. Who is gonna believe you?
I wish for a better desk, preferably oak...

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.[/quote]
Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.[/quote]

Granted, but then you are arrested for animal cruelty

 

[Strategia]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

 

[j1-2themax]

EDIT: Granted, but you must kill one person a day or it will kill you.

I wish I was God, if only for a day.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.

You mean I'm... Still in Australia, lol?

And indeed! The cat becomes more interested in stealing your tongue.

I wish greed no longer existed.

 

[Lexodus]

I wish the guy above me had posted a wish to corrupt.

He does, but your corruption is shit and everybody laughs at you. SHAME ON YOU, YOU FAIL FOREVER.

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.

You mean I'm... Still in Australia, lol?

And indeed! The cat becomes more interested in stealing your tongue.

I wish greed no longer existed.

Granted; all tapes of FMA are burned, and all the Greed fanboys and girls kill you.

I wish I was joking -.-

 

[Indecizion]

Marbles? Granted, but you will slip on them and die.

I wish for invisibility at will.

granted but evertime you turn invisible you cause a small cloud to appear above your head and follow you raining red paint,

i wish for all the superpowers and none of the weaknesses of the superheroes of the marvel universe

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

 

[Indecizion]

EDIT: Granted, but you must kill one person a day or it will kill you.

I wish I was God, if only for a day.

Granted, for one day you get to be the God emperor of mankind, bound to the golen throne, enjoy.