Corupt a wish foundation.

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but it's shit and only prints out a stream of photocopies of the last guy's dong.

And that makes it on track again!

Wish in above post.

 

[Cynimod]

Everyone falls asleep. It's the only way.

I wish for a electric cars to surpass fossil fuel vehicles in every way.

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted; however, keeping up with the rate at which the wishes and answers are posted makes your brain asplode and, like all mothers know, your eyes turn 'square'.

Granted, but then the weasel turns out to be me

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.

Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.

Grant but no-one was there to see it. Who is gonna believe you?
I wish for a better desk, preferably oak...

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

I wish for a prosthetic foot that i can hide in my trousers.[/quote]
Granted; it continually kicks you in the nuts.


I wish I could wrestle a bear and win, sustaining no fatal or grievous injury.[/quote]

Granted, but then you are arrested for animal cruelty

 

[Strategia]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

 

[j1-2themax]

EDIT: Granted, but you must kill one person a day or it will kill you.

I wish I was God, if only for a day.

 

[the1ultimate]

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.

You mean I'm... Still in Australia, lol?

And indeed! The cat becomes more interested in stealing your tongue.

I wish greed no longer existed.

 

[Lexodus]

I wish the guy above me had posted a wish to corrupt.

He does, but your corruption is shit and everybody laughs at you. SHAME ON YOU, YOU FAIL FOREVER.

Granted; however, you are transported to Australia and are not allowed to leave, and every single damn game is rated 18+. You may never play a single one.


I wish that damn cat would stop stealing my headwear.

You mean I'm... Still in Australia, lol?

And indeed! The cat becomes more interested in stealing your tongue.

I wish greed no longer existed.

Granted; all tapes of FMA are burned, and all the Greed fanboys and girls kill you.

I wish I was joking -.-

 

[Indecizion]

Marbles? Granted, but you will slip on them and die.

I wish for invisibility at will.

granted but evertime you turn invisible you cause a small cloud to appear above your head and follow you raining red paint,

i wish for all the superpowers and none of the weaknesses of the superheroes of the marvel universe

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

 

[Indecizion]

EDIT: Granted, but you must kill one person a day or it will kill you.

I wish I was God, if only for a day.

Granted, for one day you get to be the God emperor of mankind, bound to the golen throne, enjoy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Uhh, wrong forum, and its already been done in said forum.
But I'll play along this post:
Granted, but it has no gas and has been urinated in.

I with for them to update Mahou Sensei Negima faster.
Edit: ninja'd! And you did not make a wish!

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

You OD.

I wish I lived in What, where they don't speak English.

 

[Chrmike]

You now have your coke, but it could melt through your stomach, or so I've been told.

I wish for a rare signed Sherlock Holmes 1st Edition.

 

[Lexodus]

Marbles? Granted, but you will slip on them and die.

I wish for invisibility at will.

granted but evertime you turn invisible you cause a small cloud to appear above your head and follow you raining red paint,

i wish for all the superpowers and none of the weaknesses of the superheroes of the marvel universe

Granted, but you get your shit handed to you by DC, as you are now a subsidiary of Disney and therefore concentrated ass-mustard.

 

[quantum mechanic]

Granted, but it is immediately stolen by gun-toting hooligans. [the rare Sherlock Holmes 1st edition]

I wish for immunity to all forms of illness and physical damage.

 

[Lexodus]

You now have your coke, but it could melt through your stomach, or so I've been told.

I wish for a rare signed Sherlock Holmes 1st Edition.

Granted; all the pages are missing, and it's signed by the hobo that lives on the corner. It's rare because it has a shitstain in the shape of a trout on the back cover.


I wish these fucking flies would leave me alone...

 

[Pingieking]

Granted, but it could melt through your stomach, or so I've been told.

I wish for a rare signed Sherlock Holmes 1st Edition.

Granted. But it's only the cover.

I wish I didn't have to write a progress report. This is going to turn out bad...

 

[Tomster595]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

You OD.

I wish I lived in What, where they don't speak English.

Granted, but Samuel L. Jackson beats the living shit out of you.

I wish I was super intelligent.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

granted but it contains rat feces

I wish to have the tail of marsupilami and that the tail would be easy to store and if ever caugt in a door i couldnt get it out of it would fall off and disappear and i would instantaneously grow a new one and it would be fully functional

 

[Lexodus]

Granted, but it could melt through your stomach, or so I've been told.

I wish for a rare signed Sherlock Holmes 1st Edition.

Granted. But it's only the cover.

I wish I didn't have to write a progress report. This is going to turn out bad...

Granted. You don't *have* to write it, but you will be shot if you don't.

I wish people would corrupt my earlier wishes so I don't have to keep thinking them up.