Corupt a wish foundation.

[Jajarra]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted. It's too hot and burns your flesh off.

I wish that it was legal to dance naked on tops of buildings between 3 and 5 pm on every second sunday.

 

[Canid117]

So that your house can flood with boiling water?

I wish I was omnipotent

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted but too bad it's made public....gross
I wish that the state of Hawaii was to be put in a fish tank

 

[Jajarra]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted. It's too hot and burns your flesh off.

I wish that it was legal to dance naked on tops of buildings between 3 and 5 pm on every second sunday.

Granted, but everyone lays caltrops on their the top of the buildings to spike your feet.

I... I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted. It's too hot and burns your flesh off.

I wish that it was legal to dance naked on tops of buildings between 3 and 5 pm on every second sunday.

Granted but 2-4 is seniors' hour
I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted. It's too hot and burns your flesh off.

I wish that it was legal to dance naked on tops of buildings between 3 and 5 pm on every second sunday.

Granted but 2-4 is seniors' hour
I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

granted, you bounce up, the velcro spikes into your head, you fall back down and break through your trampoline floor and break several bones

I wish i had a talking platypus

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

Granted but everything you build falls apart after a single use.

I wish I had a hot spring near my house.

Granted. It's too hot and burns your flesh off.

I wish that it was legal to dance naked on tops of buildings between 3 and 5 pm on every second sunday.

Granted but 2-4 is seniors' hour
I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

granted, you bounce up, the velcro spikes into your head, you fall back down and break through your trampoline floor and break several bones

I wish i had a talking platypus

Granted but now it won't shut the fuck up about how God has a sense of humor
I wish to start a fight club in my university.

 

[j1-2themax]

I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

Congratulations, now you're stuck to the ceiling with no way down and nobody wants to help.

I wish I was infallible.

 

[oppp7]

Yes, but it listens to rap nonstop.
I wish for paradise that never gets ruined and everyone that ever existed lived there forever and there was room for them all.
Good luck.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted but he never shut's up.
I wish i could have a tarantulia that could dance.

granted but it has stage fright.

I wish a monster truck ramp was built on Canada's parliament building

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Granted but the Canadian Parliament all evacuates the building before you can squash them rendering your efforts worthless

I wish for a stack of salted pretzels

 

[Cynimod]

Yes, but it listens to rap nonstop.
I wish for paradise that never gets ruined and everyone that ever existed lived there forever and there was room for them all.
Good luck.

Granted but everyone is naked in order to be back in paradise. duh!
I wish that oil well was in my backyard

 

[Cynimod]

It's people are the NPC's from oblivion.

I wish for world free of Jason Freidberg ans Aaron selitzer.

Granted but we still have pricks like Fred Phelps, Ann Coulter, Jack Thompson and, Australia's favorite bastard, Micheal Atkinson to deal with. Two pricks gone from a sea of pricks....
I wish for a gold shovel.

 

[Chrmike]

Granted, but someone takes your shovel, beating you badly with it in the process.

I wish for a clock.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I wish for a velcro ceiling and a trampoline floor.

Congratulations, now you're stuck to the ceiling with no way down and nobody wants to help.

I wish I was infallible.

You are infallible. Humanity is jealous and murders you.

I wish that Chuck Norris was my personal trainer

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but someone takes your shovel, beating you badly with it in the process.

I wish for a clock.

Granted but clock happens to be 2 inches in size.
I wish for Winston Churchill to be back from the dead, so that he can rule my commonwealth country, Canada, with an iron fist and actively pursue war against Russia.