Corupt a wish foundation.

[Pingieking]

Granted, but you find out it's only a publicity stunt for Dante's Inferno.

I wish I could keep track of who's wish is which.

Granted with a small irritataed bureaucrat to tell us exactly when where and what to post.

I wish good games could quickly and easily be generated from concepts for free by a website using an amazing program.

Granted but now who wants to be a game developer?
I wish for a photocopying machine

Granted, but somebody broke it trying to photocopy their butt before you got to it. And there's pictures of uwiped arse all over the floor as a result.

I wish I could legally own a gun. (Don't look at me like that. I'm not American.)

granted but everyone else now owns one, how do you solve that problem?
I wish for a coke

You OD.

I wish I lived in What, where they don't speak English.

Granted, but Samuel L. Jackson beats the living shit out of you.

I wish I was super intelligent.

Granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy and locks you in an asylum.

 

[yoshimickster]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

 

[Jajarra]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

Granted, every laser in the world is trained on you and about to fire.

I wish for a library with every game in existence.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Granted, but it topples over and crushes you.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Tomster595]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

Granted, every laser in the world is trained on you and about to fire.

I wish for a library with every game in existence.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of all your PC's/Consoles

I wish I had the worlds greatest supercomputer

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

Granted, every laser in the world is trained on you and about to fire.

I wish for a library with every game in existence.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of all your PC's/Consoles

I wish I had the worlds greatest supercomputer

granted, but it becomes self aware and killed you

I wish that I had a driver's license.

 

[Tucker154]

Bloody hell, this thing has already derailed with people granting the wrong wishes. I think we can safely say this thread has failed...

Granted, but you have to drive the train!
I wish that Fat ugly girls wouldent stare at me at school!

Granted.Now the fat ugly guys stare at you in school.

 

[Jajarra]

snip

Granted, but you get run over by a drunk driver as you're stepping out of the DMV.

I wish for better speakers for my computer.

 

[yoshimickster]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

Granted, every laser in the world is trained on you and about to fire.

I wish for a library with every game in existence.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of all your PC's/Consoles

I wish I had the worlds greatest supercomputer

granted, but it becomes self aware and killed you

I wish that I had a driver's license.

Granted, you get my drivers license as well as all my tickets.

I wish I would never go bald.

 

[Pingieking]

Granted, but you corupt it so terribly that I get a hundred dollars.

I wish for every laser in the world.

Granted, every laser in the world is trained on you and about to fire.

I wish for a library with every game in existence.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of all your PC's/Consoles

I wish I had the worlds greatest supercomputer

granted, but it becomes self aware and killed you

I wish that I had a driver's license.

Granted. But you don't have access to any motor vehicle.

I wish that I can play Heavy Rain RIGHT NOW! EBGames has my pre-ordered copy sitting behind their counter (it's been there since Wednesday).

 

[Cynimod]

Granted but the game wasn't as long as you thought

Okay time to start fresh...
I wish Halo was made into a musical, because God knows mindless competitive multi-player seriously lacks much in the expressive community art form...

 

[randomsix]

Granted, but it popularizes mass teabagging in other musicals.

 

[yoshimickster]

Granted, but all the armor is "pink" if you know what I mean.

I wish I was a Seeker.

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but all the armor is "pink" if you know what I mean.

I wish I was a Seeker.

That could be so misleading... oh well.

 

[ddon]

Granted, but you will never catch the flying snitch.

I wish I could survive falling off of anything.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Granted, but you will never catch the flying snitch.

I wish I could survive falling off of anything.

Granted, you fall off of the empire state building and are left crippled for life

I wish that cake was healthy

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you will never catch the flying snitch.

I wish I could survive falling off of anything.

granted but that doesn't grant you invulnerable from falling onto things.
I wish for a watermelon inside a top velvet hat.

 

[Beardon65]

Granted, but the wieght of the melon crushes your skull.

I wish I could build anything from anything (like, a awesome McGuyver).

 

[Cynimod]

Granted, but you will never catch the flying snitch.

I wish I could survive falling off of anything.

Granted, you fall off of the empire state building and are left crippled for life

I wish that cake was healthy

granted but its ingredients make the taste of the cake rather bland.
I wish for an underground bunker in my home.