Could the United States be invaded?

wierdman51

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i doubt anyon could hold florida, reasons,

A. rednecks with about 20 guns in each of their 3 gun cases
B. there are swamps for us tpo hide in.
C. noone could stand the gators and pytons like us.
D. if you nuke us, why would you want irradiated land?
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
sooperman said:
Well I'm sure it's possible, but it would be quite the chore. What with the current state of the economy, I don't think the citizens would respond very well to a foreign nation(s) trying to take the place over. And they all have guns, so that would get difficult.

Cpt_Oblivious said:
If the rest of the world?
Fuck that We'll send in the SAS and you'll be taken over before you know it.
I don't mean to flame your armed forces, good as they may be, but from what I understand, the SAS are trained to invade countries but not take them over. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the SAS are going to sneak into the White House, kill the president, and fill in for him without anyone noticing. Also, there aren't enough SAS to launch a behind-the-scenes battle, either.
Didn't you know. One SAS regiment is supposedly able to take over the average-szed country. And not a 3rd world one, a developed country.

Supposedly. They ain't got shit if they are bombed to hell and back a few times.
 

El Poncho

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Probably could it's got alot of areas to invade from and england is small and less areas(althought the land attacks on england could work, britain woulda made a better question)
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
If the rest of the world?
Fuck that We'll send in the SAS and you'll be taken over before you know it.

So, yes - you could. It probably wouldn't need every other country to band against you, to be fair.
True, unlike the American elite, we have kept the SAS very small to ensure top quality biff baff!
 

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As much as i would like to (I want it back in the British empire, its coming back people) it wouldnt be possible to succesfully invade and occupy america. At least, not until they bring in a heavy gun control policy. Ha, the english and canadians are responsible for the second amendmant. We burned the white house in 1812 just to show you we could. And the only reason you won the war of independance was because we let you. We had more worthwhle colonies to protect with the bulk of our armed forces.
In a country where almost everyone is armed, any town you wet into would be a death trap. You would have rednecks and militias and other randomers taking pot shots at you all the way. In the end, it just wouldnt be worth it.
Then again, why would you want to. They havent got anything we dont that we actually want.
 

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Utterly impossible I'm afraid. Much as I love Red Alert 2, the truth is, the country is too damn big, the terrain much too difficult, the people much too crazy, guns too freely available and the military far too powerful.

Without nukes, it just couldn't be done.
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
As much as i would like to (I want it back in the British empire, its coming back people) it wouldnt be possible to succesfully invade and occupy america. At least, not until they bring in a heavy gun control policy. Ha, the english and canadians are responsible for the second amendmant. We burned the white house in 1812 just to show you we could. And the only reason you won the war of independance was because we let you. We had more worthwhle colonies to protect with the bulk of our armed forces.
In a country where almost everyone is armed, any town you wet into would be a death trap. You would have rednecks and militias and other randomers taking pot shots at you all the way. In the end, it just wouldnt be worth it.
Then again, why would you want to. They havent got anything we dont that we actually want.

Umm... All those people that say they burned the white house. Really? We were what nearly 150 years old? You are nearly thousand years old. That said, were you not beat back out of the country?

It was like russia.

You get to the capital. You celebrate. Then the men with the large dildos come around to chase you out.
 

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goatzilla8463 said:
Kellerb said:
goatzilla8463 said:
Yes.

Come to think of it, why aren't we doing this right this second?
agreed. lol racism.
*Facepalm*

Americans are not a race. They are a nationality.
Incidentally, what is the difference between discriminating on the grounds of race and on the grounds of nationality?
 

Zykon TheLich

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Fools, it has already begun. Our dastardly plan to destroy your ability resist us with mind destroying reality TV (we call it the Cowell Virus) is in it's advanced stages.
Those of you too intelligent to be infected by the plague have been dealt with by our elite infiltrators, Clarkson, Hammond and the other one and by agent#1 "H" Laurie, disguised as one of your own.
Soon there will be too few of you left to resist. You are doomed.
 

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Bulletinmybrain said:
EMFCRACKSHOT said:
As much as i would like to (I want it back in the British empire, its coming back people) it wouldnt be possible to succesfully invade and occupy america. At least, not until they bring in a heavy gun control policy. Ha, the english and canadians are responsible for the second amendmant. We burned the white house in 1812 just to show you we could. And the only reason you won the war of independance was because we let you. We had more worthwhle colonies to protect with the bulk of our armed forces.
In a country where almost everyone is armed, any town you wet into would be a death trap. You would have rednecks and militias and other randomers taking pot shots at you all the way. In the end, it just wouldnt be worth it.
Then again, why would you want to. They havent got anything we dont that we actually want.

Umm... All those people that say they burned the white house. Really? We were what nearly 150 years old? You are nearly thousand years old. That said, were you not beat back out of the country?

It was like russia.

You get to the capital. You celebrate. Then the men with the large dildos come around to chase you out.
Actually, we went over there to make a point, celebrated and ended the night with a nice big bnfire and went home after the conclusion of a successful war
 

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While I honestly don't believe that the US could be successfully invaded by anything less than the joint efforts of most every other developed country out there, we have one last resort in case we lose.

The "Lolololol Fuck You Guys" button that launches every missile we have left because we have nothing to lose.

Please don't invade us, I like my planet non-"lololol fucked".

:D
 

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Random argument man said:
Even though the US's army is on the other side of the globe, the country is still full of red-necks who have at least five guns in their homes. (Joking)(Maybe a little bit true, but still a joke).
No, you're pretty much correct. Ever see some of the shitstorms that those Rednecks pulled up when Obama was elected?
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Bulletinmybrain said:
Umm... All those people that say they burned the white house. Really? We were what nearly 150 years old? You are nearly thousand years old. That said, were you not beat back out of the country?

It was like russia.

You get to the capital. You celebrate. Then the men with the large dildos come around to chase you out.
Actually, we went over there to make a point, celebrated and ended the night with a nice big bnfire and went home after the conclusion of a successful war
Uh huh. The war stopped because the reason for the kerfuffle (France, war with, USA selling weapons to, UK blockading US and forcibly removing deserters from US ships & soil) was ended. At that point British forces had gained slitghtly more ground in America than American forces had gained in Canada, buty everyone just decided to give everything back "quid pro anti bellum" I believe is the phrase, though I could be wrong.
 

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sallene said:
I can name 12 people who are friends who I am close with. out of those 12 nine of them have at least 3 guns each and the other 3 have at least one.
Where in America, might I ask, do you live? I'm from Ohio, and I can't name one person I know who owns a gun. Even my dad, a diehard Republican, thinks owning a gun is irresponsible if you have children in the house.
 

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6PrinceofDarkness6 said:
Random argument man said:
Even though the US's army is on the other side of the globe, the country is still full of red-necks who have at least five guns in their homes. (Joking)(Maybe a little bit true, but still a joke).
No, you're pretty much correct. Ever see some of the shitstorms that those Rednecks pulled up when Obama was elected?
agreed, but here you go. I'm not a "redneck" persay, but i have

3 12gauge shotguns- 2 pump- 1 semi-auto
2 20 gauge shotguns - 1 semi-auto - 1 bolt

3 kimber 45. pistoles

1 savage 270. rifle burris scope
1 remington 30-06 riffle wiht scope

1 taurus "judge" fires 45.longcolt/.410 shotgun shell

2 22. pistols- 1 semi auto- 1 single action

1 .357 magnum

3 22.LR rifles

6-7 pellet/bb guns

and the grand finnale

MAK-47 with 6-7 30 round clips, 2 75 round drums, and a full auto kit at the ready.

lets see who can take my town >:D

EDIT: LOLOLOL right after the guy who said guns are irresponsible
 

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Our country is in the top 5 for size in land area, 3rd in population to India and China. Quite a few people, in the southeast especially, have firearms of their own. A well trained military here and everywhere else in the world. Yes if you invade us we probably could attack you too on your turf. Then again people are boring and will just negotiate it out.