Court Gives Zombies Constitutional Rights

[Ironic Pirate]

No zombie arresting! Go for the head! This is Dawn of the Dead, not the Departed!

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

aaah, lovely lovely

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Damn it! How can we withstand the horde now that they have equal rights?

 

[PyroZombie]

This is another great day in the pro-zombie movement. Next on the agenda; No segregation in safe-rooms.

 

[DRADIS C0ntact]

My rule of thumb has been and always will be to kill any zombie I see and worry about if it was someone in a costume later.

But what if it's one of those "vegetarian" zombies who survive by only eating the brains of animals........oh snap I just got a good idea for a novel.

 

[Sir Kemper]

This is only the beginging... soon my brother's shall rise from there undead slumber to-


Er i mean, who else enjoys partakeing in all sort's of 100% living, breathing human things?

 

[Fearzone]

Is it really that hard for mall security to ask them to please leave the premises? That way, they could be arrested for trespassing.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

why does this never happen at my mall? but I think that this is in order: [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0[/link]

 

[asleep at the comp]

oh my god i saw these guy's at the mall when they got arrested alot of people were confused by it and the little kids were scared but me and my friends thought that they were awesome but Minnesota at the time and is still a weird state to be in

 

[Tucker154]

Its nice to know that when we all become infected with the zombie virus,we will still have our constitutional rights.Sweet.

 

[Tinneh]

My rule of thumb has been and always will be to kill any zombie I see and worry about if it was someone in a costume later.

But what if it's one of those "vegetarian" zombies who survive by only eating the brains of animals........oh snap I just got a good idea for a novel.

There's something like that already, albeit with vampires (the good kind), it's called [/i]The Nymphos of Rocky Flats[/i], it's as weird as it sounds, and the main character Felix, is a vampire that only feeds on animal blood and as a result, slowly loses his powers.

 

[SpaceSpork]

HA! I live in Minneapolis! Fuck you all, we got zombies!

 

[rynocerator]

It was just a blatant attempt to get a quick cash in. Its pretty transparent.

 

[Premonition]

This, is why the safest place on Earth during a zombie apocalypse is and always will be amongst geeks ...

 

[AfroTree]

As long as they weren't snacking on people's brains, I don't see why they should be arrested.

Zombies are humans too!

so..

zombie = human

human = zombie?

get the shotguns, it's not murder if they're dead

and, I applaud these zombies among zombies!

 

[Good morning blues]

Yo if they were just arrested for wandering around a mall acting like zombies, they absolutely do deserve $50 000 in damages. That's a ridiculous violation of their constitutional rights.

If you don't want someone in your mall, you get the mall cops to kick them out. You don't arrest them and keep them in jail for two days when they haven't committed a crime.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Alright good for them, as long as we can't be sued for shooting real zombies in the face than I'm fine with this.

what is that avatar from? Also when is the zombie apocalypse gonna start? i'm bored!!

 

[Canid117]

How are we to know when the zombie apocalypse begins if the undead have the right to walk the streets by law? My rule of thumb has been and always will be to kill any zombie I see and worry about if it was someone in a costume later. I'm not going to get eaten just because some college kids hate the mall.



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VIVA LA GUN RIGHTS!

 

[yoyo13rom]

My rule of thumb has been and always will be to kill any zombie I see and worry about if it was someone in a costume later.

That's how Bill Murray died

Zombies are humans too!

You're right! Dead people, but non the less humans.