Court Gives Zombies Constitutional Rights

reg42

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Isn't the mall's right of admission reserved? If so they had every right to want them off the property, though maybe sending them to jail was a bit extreme.
 

Treblaine

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zenfox3 said:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
why does EVERYBODY diserve rights?
dont tell me you havent seen a person who did something evil(like a baby rapist and puppy eater) who is protected by law and given nothing more than a fugging WARNING.
thats why this world need a harsh dictator who makes people "disappear" if they wave thier rights.

in the event of a zombie apocolypse, there ARE going to be hippie PETA douche type people who will do anything for zomibie rights, and THEY are the people who I will kill first, ill leave the zombie killing to you untill im done with them.
I think ill lock them in a room and tie them up and release a SINGLE zombie in that room, and laugh as they say things like "I respect your right to eat me" inbetween thier screems.^_^

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I dont care if thats extremely sadistic and psycho, if that happens Im gonna laugh my ass of, and possably video tape it
I would be worried about what you are proposing but you can only have views that are so extreme before they just get over the top and become ridiculous again.

Though I am intrigued by the idea of how society in general will react to the idea of a deadly disease that turns huge swathes of the population into murderous cannibals. I mean how quickly will the governments of the world resort to genocide as that is essentially what is called for in dealing with it.

It's one aspect that is never covered in much detail in various zombie fictions, they are all so keen to establish "yes, they're zombies, not human any more It's OK to kill them" when if you think about it it would be no where near that clear cut.
 

The Last Nomad

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CloggedDonkey said:
why does this never happen at my mall? but I think that this is in order: [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0[/link]
Heh heh... nice song....

OT: Zombies have rights but I don't have the right so smoke a leaf from a certain type of plant? the world has gone insane...
 

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hURR dURR dERP said:
SnowCold said:
Used to be humans.
0p3rati0n said:
let me correct you on that. Zombies WERE humans too!
What, you think just because someone died you think they suddenly stop being human beings? Damn you racists lifeists! I bet you'd force zombies to sit in the back of the bus and ban them from restaurants if you had the chance! :(
*eyes rapidly shift* Yes...... or I skip the whole zombie rights thing and go straight to "Zombie meet shotgun"
 

Stone Wera

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Luckily I live in America. Where it's legal to shoot zombies, commumists, and terrorists (pretty much anyone wearing a towel as a mask) ON SIGHT! America... What a place of wonders... And gun-totin' rednecks.
 

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Soviet Heavy said:
Damn it! How can we withstand the horde now that they have equal rights?
simple, we have guns and explosives. they dont have the brains to use them against us so we should be fine:)
 

ottenni

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"simulated weapons of mass destruction."

What the hell does that mean? Where they going around saying BOOOOOOM!!!!! Really loudly?
 

TheNumber1Zero

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If they're giving Zombies rights, then they're preparing for Zombies to become a part of society.

That's not a good thing, is it?
 

Stone Wera

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That, Treblaine is why we have our second amendment... The right to bear gatorade. And also why citzen arrests were invented in the first place. Man I'm glad I don't live in Minnesota.
 

Valiance

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50,000 dollars for dressing up as a zombie and getting arrested.

Awesome.

zenfox3 said:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
why does EVERYBODY diserve rights?
dont tell me you havent seen a person who did something evil(like a baby rapist and puppy eater) who is protected by law and given nothing more than a fugging WARNING.
thats why this world need a harsh dictator who makes people "disappear" if they wave thier rights.

in the event of a zombie apocolypse, there ARE going to be hippie PETA douche type people who will do anything for zomibie rights, and THEY are the people who I will kill first, ill leave the zombie killing to you untill im done with them.
I think ill lock them in a room and tie them up and release a SINGLE zombie in that room, and laugh as they say things like "I respect your right to eat me" inbetween thier screems.^_^

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I dont care if thats extremely sadistic and psycho, if that happens Im gonna laugh my ass of, and possably video tape it
I love this post beyond explanation with words.
 

Canid117

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zenfox3 said:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
why does EVERYBODY diserve rights?
dont tell me you havent seen a person who did something evil(like a baby rapist and puppy eater) who is protected by law and given nothing more than a fugging WARNING.
thats why this world need a harsh dictator who makes people "disappear" if they wave thier rights.

in the event of a zombie apocolypse, there ARE going to be hippie PETA douche type people who will do anything for zomibie rights, and THEY are the people who I will kill first, ill leave the zombie killing to you untill im done with them.
I think ill lock them in a room and tie them up and release a SINGLE zombie in that room, and laugh as they say things like "I respect your right to eat me" inbetween thier screems.^_^

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I dont care if thats extremely sadistic and psycho, if that happens Im gonna laugh my ass of, and possably video tape it
You are gloriously retarded do you know that?
 

Eruanno

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Just as long as they don't get the rights to eat brains and I'm fine.
Do they have the right to be target practice, so we're ready for the coming apocalypse...?
 

Lullabye

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Wait wait wait, so I can't kill a zombie if all it's doing is walking around and moaning? Laaaaame.
 

Therumancer

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The court was wrong here.

Simply put malls are private property and as such they have the right to ban solicitation of any kind, including the simple handing out of pamphlets, giving speeches, or whatever else. It is still private property. What's more if they were there just running around and goofing off without any business, then they were guilty of loitering. Of course I don't know what else happened behind this case.

Even on public property you technically need to get permits and such to assemble for a protest or whatever. Though of course any LARGE assembly gets around this by simply having far too many people for them to do anything about.

There ARE exceptions to all of this though. For example *some* towns still include laws about a "town green" (a specifically dedicated area) being open for ad-lib speeches and protests all the time. This same kind of law applies to some parks and such also. Meaning for example that if you want to assemble 200 people to protest the local goverment or do whatever, you can hold your demonstration on the town green without having to announce it
and get permission.


Just some general thoughts/points.