Crappiest Superhero
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You think that's bad, look at this guy.Cpt_Oblivious said:Seizure-man.
He's just shit.
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Ant Man.
"I have the ability to shrink down to the size of an ant, while still retaining my human strength!"
"Oh, really? Hey Flash, come over here! This is Ant Man, he's got the strength of one man!"
"Wow man, you must really be kicking some ant butt!"
I will never take Ant Man seriously ever again after than SNL skit.
"I have the ability to shrink down to the size of an ant, while still retaining my human strength!"
"Oh, really? Hey Flash, come over here! This is Ant Man, he's got the strength of one man!"
"Wow man, you must really be kicking some ant butt!"
I will never take Ant Man seriously ever again after than SNL skit.
I'm amazed no one has mentioned dogwelder.
..He welds dogs...to peoples faces.
....yeah
or any of section 8 at that. They all are pretty insane.
..He welds dogs...to peoples faces.
....yeah
or any of section 8 at that. They all are pretty insane.
OH DEAR GOD... no pun intended.CaptainCrunch said:
Actually, I laughed till I cried at that last one-liner. It'd make David Caruso cringe.
There was a comic called The Legion of Super Heroes and while most of them had useful powers they had a substitute league with lame powers. Stone Boy could turn to stone but then not move. Night Girl who had super stregnth at night and my vote for lamest Color Kid who could, you guessed it, change the color of things. That makes talking to fish pretty powerful doesn't it?
I call 'the legion of superheroes in the 30th century'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Super-Heroes#Original_continuity_.281958.E2.80.931994.29
They all have one power. And most of them suck.
"I'm fat man! Look at me! I can get really fat whenever I want!"
"No no, I'm Infectious girl! I can cause diseases in people!"
"Really, infectious girl? That could be useful, you could give our enemys..."
"No, see when I say 'cause' I mean it happens at random. Like right now. Hey look you have Ebola!"
What a bunch of losers.
But, clearly, the biggest loser superhero is Mohinder from Heros. Because during the first season he clear has a super power, which is the power of being absurdly guilable. (Which Peter absorbs when they meet in the cab). What a putz.
"Hi boys!I'm Triplicate girl! I can make two copies of myself - who can't make more copies - and none of us have any other powers!"
....
Actually, I'll hang on to triplicate girl. Have fun with your argument.
Edit: Man, beaten by two posts. And I was going to mention uselessly turning to stone man and interior decorator boy as well!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_Super-Heroes#Original_continuity_.281958.E2.80.931994.29
They all have one power. And most of them suck.
"I'm fat man! Look at me! I can get really fat whenever I want!"
"No no, I'm Infectious girl! I can cause diseases in people!"
"Really, infectious girl? That could be useful, you could give our enemys..."
"No, see when I say 'cause' I mean it happens at random. Like right now. Hey look you have Ebola!"
What a bunch of losers.
But, clearly, the biggest loser superhero is Mohinder from Heros. Because during the first season he clear has a super power, which is the power of being absurdly guilable. (Which Peter absorbs when they meet in the cab). What a putz.
"Hi boys!I'm Triplicate girl! I can make two copies of myself - who can't make more copies - and none of us have any other powers!"
....
Actually, I'll hang on to triplicate girl. Have fun with your argument.
Edit: Man, beaten by two posts. And I was going to mention uselessly turning to stone man and interior decorator boy as well!
riottrio said:
Suddenly the power to summon all the forces of the deep doesn't sound so bad, huh? Don't forget, he could probably sick Godzilla on you as well.
As for the crappiest superhero, I'd have to say Zan from the wonder twins. He usually just transforms into a bucket of water.
How about BeltMan? He has the power to spontaneously produce belts, and can also control them, very good for stopping a fugitive and embarrassing him in public.
