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Saltyk

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
My Spellcaster deck for Yu-Gi-Oh! has quite a few female casters. Makes my job easier. But sex with the Dark Magician? Twice? Relinquished? The things I do for my deck.
I can do that.
WHY!?! How!?!
Just be glad you don't play a dragon, warrior, or beast-warrior deck. Or a machine deck. That would hurt.

I used to love to play Yugi-Oh. Don't have any cards anymore, but I've been thinking about getting back into it. I used to love my Dark Paladin - Jinzo combo. People didn't tend to like it, but too bad for them. Also, loved my Gravekeeper beat-down deck and my Cyberdark Deck.

Actually, had some friends that were playing recently and one challenged me because he heard I used to be really good. When I finally accepted, he suggested I use this one really good deck that another friend has. I declined and used the deck of the guy that just lost two in a row. In two games the guy that challenged me only did 2000 damage total to me (if that). Damn, I'm evil.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Saltyk said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
My Spellcaster deck for Yu-Gi-Oh! has quite a few female casters. Makes my job easier. But sex with the Dark Magician? Twice? Relinquished? The things I do for my deck.
I can do that.
WHY!?! How!?!
Just be glad you don't play a dragon, warrior, or beast-warrior deck. Or a machine deck. That would hurt.

I used to love to play Yugi-Oh. Don't have any cards anymore, but I've been thinking about getting back into it. I used to love my Dark Paladin - Jinzo combo. People didn't tend to like it, but too bad for them. Also, loved my Gravekeeper beat-down deck and my Cyberdark Deck.

Actually, had some friends that were playing recently and one challenged me because he heard I used to be really good. When I finally accepted, he suggested I use this one really good deck that another friend has. I declined and used the deck of the guy that just lost two in a row. In two games the guy that challenged me only did 2000 damage total to me (if that). Damn, I'm evil.
Actually, my new deck would be quite enjoyable (all female). If you ever want to duel, just pm me. I know some online services.
 

PunkRex

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I have someone here who wants to talk to you.
Mirrodin guy, back in the DAAAAAAAAAAY!
 

MrTejlgaard

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uh...sorry for being a lameass, but tinker is banned outside of the cycle it came out. Cards' too damn powerful. By banned, I mean, restricted in vintage, banned in everything else... At least, that's to my recollection.

And vintage has far meaner things than a tinker/darksteel combo...just getting both in your initial is less than a 5% chance at most.

Of course, the idea is flashy but...the reality is, the combo is practically useless for doing a speedy attack. With an even luckier draw, you can have it out immediately, but then we're talking 1% of the time...
 

The Wooster

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MrTejlgaard said:
uh...sorry for being a lameass, but tinker is banned outside of the cycle it came out. Cards' too damn powerful. By banned, I mean, restricted in vintage, banned in everything else... At least, that's to my recollection.

And vintage has far meaner things than a tinker/darksteel combo...just getting both in your initial is less than a 5% chance at most.

Of course, the idea is flashy but...the reality is, the combo is practically useless for doing a speedy attack. With an even luckier draw, you can have it out immediately, but then we're talking 1% of the time...
Well you don't actually need Darksteel in your initial because Tinker tutors it.

And for the record. Pretty much everything I post, comic or otherwise, about MTG is aimed at the Kitchen Table player. We like Darksteel because he's a big-ass robot. Not because he's all that viable.

Note: That's not a "we don't like your kind here." I'm just explaining why 90% of everything I type is bullshit.
 

Ensiferum

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I haven't laughed this had at a comic in ages. At least he didn't try that with Emrakul...
 

Madara XIII

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therandombear said:
Madara XIII said:
therandombear said:
...so...same applies for Pokemon TCG, Yu-gi-oh, Duel Masters and WoW TC?

Interesting...
....Don't you dare get any ideas! Dear God the implications are endless!
Fanfics get a free pass card now. "Ash wanted Pikachu as a card..."

You can fill in the blanks by yourself.. ;)
....*imagines*...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! DAMMIT!

Excella!! Goddammit woman get the Uroboros! My mind is collapsing within itself!
 

Madara XIII

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
My Spellcaster deck for Yu-Gi-Oh! has quite a few female casters. Makes my job easier. But sex with the Dark Magician? Twice? Relinquished? The things I do for my deck.
I can do that.
WHY!?! How!?!
..Oh wow! I remember back when I was into Yugioh about 6 years ago.

I had a Custom Deck filled with Relinquish and his other form along with the rest of my cards being nothing but Toons, Dragons, Machines and Fiends

.....just my freaking luck. Powerful deck, just not attractive.

This was the only card that was even remotely attractive in my deck

I'd at least tap dat.

But, Toon Blue Eyes?!, Barrel Dragon!? The Masked Beast!? JESUS CHRIST, it's turning into a sausage fest in my deck.

Oh well... *Pulls down pants*


CAPTCHA: transfer bomist

Is the Escapist saying I'm a terrorist!?!?
 

Vyce

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Well that'd definitely make my Yu-Gi-Oh Horus Dragon deck rather... interesting o..O; Particularly since Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon is made out of well.. metal. Ouch.
 

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Chamale said:
Sniiiiiiiiiip
Haha, you think Underground Sea, Treachery, Braid of Fire, and Wild Mongrel are broken? And in your modern creatures, you don't have the titans, who, while admirably trying to re-balance the scales of power, do so with lazy and slapdash design. So, hey, it's nice that Wizards wants to give creatures a chance to shine, but they should do so without screwing the central tenants of Magic.

Also, I just want to say that anytime you do an M:tG joke, I get all giddy with nerd pride, because I'm in on something for once. *salute* Thank you for catering to my niche.
 

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Riddle78 said:
Realitycrash said:
Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.
Seriously? Protection from Everything? Magic has become so fucking silly since I quit.
It's easy to beat. As a legendary,only one of it may be in play at any given time. Find a way to get a copy of it down,and both go poof.

Furthermore,it's only one creature. Get swarms of stuff,and it'll be relatively helpless. Furthermore,if you're playing vintage,any coloured Circle of Protection will protect you from it. Ain't it grand?
How exactly do you copy something with protection from everything? I just Cruel Edict the damn thing.
 

zvate

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That comic took me back... Haven't played magic in a long time, still I'm sure their will be something even more insanily powerful next expansion. You got to love Wizards of the Coast's aproach to buisness. May as well just be honest about it and release a card with x/x where x is the amount of cash you have sent wizards this month...
 

SL33TBL1ND

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Too bad indestructible doesn't cover non-targeting bury effects, such as Wrath of God. Which everyone should have at least 2 of in their deck at any time.
 

Lotet

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oh? this card is well known? I got $100+ worth of cards when I decided I wanted to play.

I thought "Indestructible? that can't mean what it sounds like"

SL33TBL1ND said:
Too bad indestructible doesn't cover non-targeting bury effects, such as Wrath of God. Which everyone should have at least 2 of in their deck at any time.
what? huh? how come?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129808
 

DTWolfwood

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If that was all you needed to get mythic rares was to sex your way their, a lot more MTG players wouldn't be virgins! HI-oH!! XD

and just reading the posts on this tread its almost sounds like these cards are common or something. Here i thought Mythic Rares were Rare.

Anyone have a website where i can check the prices for these cards so i can see if i should start gambling investing on them booster decks hehe
 

Simriel

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Grey_Focks said:
Darksteel Colossus is fine and all, but I prefer a little guy called "Progenitus".

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179496&type=card

Yea, you read that right. Protection. From. Everything. Darksteel Colossus can still be exiled with cards like "path to exile" or "swords to plowshares". Progenitus? can't be blocked or targeted by anything. Yea. Feels good. And ofcourse there are dirty ways to sneak him out early.
Dispense Justice.