Cult Classics That Suck

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The Rockerfly said:
Spaceman_Spiff said:
Donnie Darko, a movie liked by people whose IQ is lower than their age.
The worst bit is those people think it's an intelligent film

It's just stupid
No that's not the worst part. The worst ppart is people saying that since I don't like it I mustn't have GOT it!
 

The Rockerfly

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Spaceman_Spiff said:
The Rockerfly said:
Spaceman_Spiff said:
Donnie Darko, a movie liked by people whose IQ is lower than their age.
The worst bit is those people think it's an intelligent film

It's just stupid
No that's not the worst part. The worst ppart is people saying that since I don't like it I mustn't have GOT it!
Oh yeah that is probably the worse bit, the think they are smart and think someone else is stupid...

God damn I hated that film so much
 

Casual Shinji

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The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile

Frank Barabont can't direct himself out of a paperbag.
 

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Fallout 3. Dunno, just preferred Borderlands.

Fallout 3 just wasn't fun for me. Slow, tedious, unforgiving and boring.
 

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TOGSolid said:
I'm not even going to bother going through the rest of this thread, it seems like nobody really knows what a cult classic is (protip: If it sold like hotcakes and made a fortune, it wasn't a cult classic).
NameIsRobertPaulson said:
A cult classic DID NOT SELL WELL OR WAS UNDERLOOKED
The 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' would disagree with you.

V TheSystem V said:
Fallout 3. Dunno, just preferred Borderlands.

Fallout 3 just wasn't fun for me. Slow, tedious, unforgiving and boring.
It is not a cult classic for Christ sake.

Popular =/= Cult Classic.

Basic Definition said:
A cult classic is a film that has acquired a highly devoted but specific group of fans. Often, cult classics have failed to achieve fame outside of the small fanbases; however, there have been exceptions that have managed to gain fame among mainstream audiences. Many cult movies have gone on to transcend their original cult status and have become recognized as classics; others are of the "so bad it's good" variety and are destined to remain in obscurity. Cult films often become the source of a thriving, obsessive, and elaborate subculture of fandom, hence the analogy to cults. However, not every film with a rabid fanbase is necessarily a cult film. Usually, cult films have limited but very special, noted appeal. Cult films are often known to be eccentric and do not follow traditional standards of mainstream cinema and usually explore topics not considered in any way mainstream?yet there are examples that are relatively normal. They are often considered controversial because they step outside standard narrative and technical conventions known.
For the sake of argument replace "film" with whatever medium you wish.
 

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Snownine said:
FF 7 is not a cult classic. It was/is very popular and therefore doesn't fit into that category.
I don't understand this line of reasoning. "Cult Classic" doesn't necessarily mean unpopular. It's more like popular mostly with a certain group of people (aka, a cult). Just like Boondock Saints was mostly popular with college-age kids, even though that included millions of people, it was still called a cult classic.
 

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I HATED XIII. My uni lecturer was sooooo into this game and encouraged us all to play it. I didn't make it past the beach hut, I was that bored.

In regards FFX-2, in theory, it was a decent game. The dress-sphere grids were cool. I think people just had a really bad reaction against Yuna and her pining after Tidus.
which was the most awesome part of the game
people had a bad reaction to girls being the hero's


Earthbound, hated it
 

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AnAngryMoose said:
I doubt this is considered a cult classic but nothing else comes to mind: Team Fortress 2.

Activating Flame Shields in 3...2...1...
TF2 is a ridiculously popular game; it is anything, but a cult classic.
 

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AverageJoe said:
Firetaffer said:
Deus Ex. I'm not joking I couldn't get into it. I'll get flamed.
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I'm not sure if this counts, but Deus Ex was boring, looked goddamn horrible, and had almost nothing going for it in my mind.
Don't worry, it's awful by today's standards. Most of the people on the internet who say how amazing it is, either haven't played it for about 8 years and don't realize it doesn't hold up as a good game anymore; or are looking back through rose tinted glasses and refusing to see how bad it is now. (note before people flame me that I didn't say all people, but I do believe for the most part that is the truth) I'm sure it was a great game at its time and I respect that, but that doesn't mean its just as good now when everything it did has been done 10 times better.

So yeah, I am going to go with Deus Ex as well.
I played it in 2008/2009 and was absolutely amazed, no game has ever achieved the same amount of freedom to engage an objective or such excellent level design.
CmdrGoob said:
Fallout 1&2 - incredibly tedious turn based combat plus the writing is nothing special. And oh god the beginning of both games is so incredibly tedious you'll be sick of them before you've even gotten anywhere.
You can say the combat is tedious to today's twitchy-esk FPS lunatics but how is the writing nothing special?!
 

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How many people didn't read the first post? Cult classics. Not just classics.

For me it's Mirror's Edge and Beyond Good and Evil. Mirror's Edge is praised so much by the dedicated followers, I thought it was absolute garbage.

Beyond Good and Evil was decent, but didn't do too much for me. Liked the athmosphere and character design, gameplay and missions left me cold.

thiosk said:
Rent Eraserhead.

Its terrible.
Loved it. I can understand how someone would find it terrible though.
Pararaptor said:
The Rockerfly said:
I despise The Rocky Horror Picture Show, it just annoys me and half the followers are really annoying girls who want a gay best friend. The music on it is rubbish too
How dare you.
Hahahaha. I can imagine the scorn in that line.
 

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I strongly dislike Planescape Torment. I dunno why, but it just never drew me in.

Baldur's Gate 2 wasn't really my cup of tea either.

There are plenty of others, but those two in particular are recent disappointments.

Oh, wait.

Invader Zim and Nightmare Before Christmas.

*Covers self with flame shield*
 

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Fallout and Boondock Saints get my vote.

Boondock Saints wasn't bad... It just wasn't that good.

Edit: Oh, and Psychonauts. That game just sucked for me.
 

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dbmountain said:
oregon trail
Sacrilege! Burn the heretic!

OT: Okami, if we extend the definition of "cult classic" to include "a massive and widespread critical success with piss-poor sales figures." Guh...why can't I just let Nippon rot, dammit?