Aah, good old rando-word generators... Always a laugh.
COULD GYPSIES HAVE SEX WITH ENGLAND?
What, all of it? At this hour?
IS CANCER RUINING BRITISH JUSTICE?
It sure is! The bastard criminals keep dying before we can try them!
COULD THE POLES IMPREGNATE DRIVERS?
Probably not while they're driving.
IS FACEBOOK STEALING FROM YOU?
You mean stealing my details? ... Actually this sounds almost true.
HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM RIPPED OFF DRIVERS?
Am I paying for petrol by the mile or the kilometer?
HAVE WORKING MOTHERS MOLESTED THE ROYAL FAMILY?
Well, there was that brake in just...
WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?
"No, you don't understand, Diana's car was running on sugar, not petrol!"
HAVE CHAVS BURGLED THE MIDDLE CLASS?
I hear they're working on it, just as soon as they find away around locks and hedges.
COULD WORKING MOTHERS CHEAT BRITISH JUSTICE?
Maybe if they called for pity points...
HAVE THE GERMANS TURNED THE CHURCH GAY?
I dunno, Benedict seemed pretty against that...
IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HURTING BRITISH JUSTICE?
You sure this wasn't genuine?
HAVE FOXES STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
There's one now, in that rose bush! Get him!
IS THE INTERNET GIVING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY SWINE FLU?
... Well...