Dante's Inferno: Rated M for Floppy Demon Wang

[Xvito]

Is it that hard to write "Penis"?

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Oh man, that second to last line just made me start laughing hysterically, because my boss (who is like 10 feet away from me right now) is named Weitzenhoffer.

 

[John Funk]

Is it that hard to write "Penis"?

Is it hard? No.

Is it not as funny?

 

[SageRuffin]

I was a little worried. I thought that this was the sole reason for the M-rating. Glad to see how horribly naive I was.

The demon I probably won't have much a problem with, so long as it's not like that one from Bible Black...

 

[Asehujiko]

As I said before: "as long as it's not overly immature within context, I don't have a problem with it"

They are rickrolling internet celebrities yet you expect maturity from them? Or quality for that matter, seeing who's making this.

 

[gmer412]

GOTD for the 2010s. Just watch. It'll happen.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

I feel somewhat stupid for falling for their obvious marketing ploys and wanting to buy it due to how utterly hillarious it all sounds.

 

[Jaebird]

I just want to see if it's worth all the excessive and gratuitous hype. People keep bleating like goats what a God of War clone it is, and I just want the game in my hands to see for myself. If it is a true clone, then it'll be great. Why? Because it will be something I'm familiar with.

And to be honest, after watching nearly all of the developer diaries, I'm not really impressed with how they go out of their way for the shock factor. I've seen crazier, if not similar, things in the Hellraiser movies.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Is it that hard to write "Penis"?

Is it hard? No.

Is it not as funny?

'Is it hard'...muhahaha. One penis joke begets another

 

[Something Amyss]

Is it that hard to write "Penis"?

...You did that on purpose....

Moving on.

Dante's Inferno has pulled out all the stops, hoping to get controversy. They got it. Yay! Sex parts over Substance!

 

[Irridium]

Well, its got balls, I'll give it that.

Hopefully there will be some blood to go along with the tits.

 

[malestrithe]

I have to look at demon penis when I play my escapism? And Boobies, my god! I must go have a sulk in the corner.

For the Love of St. Peter, this is not a big deal. I want this kind of video game to be violent.

 

[Sparrow]

Yup. This is getting through in Australia.

 

[malestrithe]

This entire thread has been ninja'd... sorry.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.163162?page=4#4213809

For (unfortunately not) the last time: Forum threads have absolutely no bearing on what we post on the front page of the site. Many people come to the site and don't read the forums at all. Just because it gets posted in the News Room forum does not make this a forum thread, it makes it a news post.

I agree with this. I am only on this site to watch whatever is on the front page. I do not come here for the forums. If there is a topic which I am interested in appearing on the front page, I look at it.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Oh great, more blue penis. Wasn't Watchmen enough? Is the market for blue wang not fully saturated at this point?
Oh well, as long as it isn't used as a *shudder* weapon...but if it is, I want to be able to do it to. Equal penis rights are only fair. A whole new reign of genital terror!

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

Hey kids, remember the Parasite Eve Final boss who had what looked like a giant prehensile penis on his ass that would shoot lasers at you? That'd got a T rating back in the 90's.. Of course it did just look like a brown pixelated mess but still.

Regardless I'm glad a the developers of Dante's Inferno are mature enough to include so natural nudity in the game. It's really refreshing.

 

[Snowalker]

Wait, if I read that correctly, is one demon's wang shooting out fire? Do wha? Seriously, if thats the case, that kinda badass and also very disturbing.