Dante's Inferno: Rated M for Floppy Demon Wang

[diabloclown]

Blue demon wang? Meh. Seen it in Watchmen.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I bet it will be the bosses weakspot.

Its bound to be.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Wait, if I read that correctly, is one demon's wang shooting out fire? Do wha? Seriously, if thats the case, that kinda badass and also very disturbing.

Apparently, the "fire-spewing" is an attack, although where it comes out of is not disclosed. Also, I'm betting this isn't coming out in at least 17 countries.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Dante's Inferno always sounded rather shady to me...
I'm fairly this is the 3rd step in EA's plan for world domination.

It also involves Yahtzee clones and chimpanzee-sized robots.

 

[Plinglebob]

After I'd finished laughing at the thread title and the final paragraph, I am now definitely curious about this game. I'll probably buy it when it drops in price unless it gets fantastic reviews across the board.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Anyone els think that it'll be the end of the world when a the next Dante's Inferno gets a T rating.

O.T. Okay, im 14, and i played the Dante's Inferno demo and god damn there just random nudity all over it. I should probably be liking it since im 14 but its just random and unneeded, like if the nudity had a point then maybe, but its got no point whatsoever.

 

[Tarkand]

Yeah... worse part is that, after ignoring pretty much all the hype about this game, this article has now made me curious. May very well rent it now.

 

[Christemo]

Dante's Inferno GOTY 2010. Calling it right now.

well, theres still GOW3, but its definitely a contender. and id like to know how the fuck you came up with so many words for tits and penis...

 

[The Rockerfly]

I've seen watchmen, wang doesn't scare me

 

[DRTJR]

Dante's Inferno GOTY 2010. Calling it right now.

well, theres still GOW3, but its definitely a contender. and id like to know how the fuck you came up with so many words for tits and penis...

as well as Metriod the other M and Zelda Wii

but Demon Wang might make it HARD for other games to Win
it'll be like puting a round peg in a round hole

 

[General Vagueness]

Dante's Inferno always sounded rather shady to me...
I'm fairly this is the 3rd step in EA's plan for world domination.

It also involves Yahtzee clones and chimpanzee-sized robots.

That's OK, Bungie's still three steps ahead of them.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Dante's Inferno always sounded rather shady to me...
I'm fairly this is the 3rd step in EA's plan for world domination.

It also involves Yahtzee clones and chimpanzee-sized robots.

That's OK, Bungie's still three steps ahead of them.

I just beat their giant robot army with a tuna. Bungie ain't got a chance against EA now.

 

[RagingScottsman]

Is it that hard to write "Penis"?

Penis is a dirty word. We try to be more proper than that here at the escapist.

 

[Hithlain]

Wang physics. I don't know that if someone told me that this game had amazing wang physics that I'd just pick it up off the shelf. Apparently the reverse is true for boobs though XD

 

[MasterSqueak]

Dante's Inferno always sounded rather shady to me...
I'm fairly this is the 3rd step in EA's plan for world domination.

It also involves Yahtzee clones and chimpanzee-sized robots.

That's OK, Bungie's still three steps ahead of them.

I just beat their giant robot army with a tuna. Bungie ain't got a chance against EA now.

Actually, Bungie still has an underground army-wait crap you're not supposed to know about that.

>Put on gasmask

>Drop nerve gas bomb

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Dante's Inferno always sounded rather shady to me...
I'm fairly this is the 3rd step in EA's plan for world domination.

It also involves Yahtzee clones and chimpanzee-sized robots.

That's OK, Bungie's still three steps ahead of them.

I just beat their giant robot army with a tuna. Bungie ain't got a chance against EA now.

Actually, Bungie still has an underground army-wait crap you're not supposed to know about that.

>Put on gasmask

>Drop nerve gas bomb

You naive person, I'm not made of nerves.
Ha!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Whatevs, DarkSiders will be better

 

[hippykiller]

As I said before: "as long as it's not overly immature within context, I don't have a problem with it"

you can't report him, he's a fucking editor!

 

[Cherry Cola]

As I said before: "as long as it's not overly immature within context, I don't have a problem with it"

you can't report him, he's a fucking editor!

Teh fuck?

 

[hippykiller]

As I said before: "as long as it's not overly immature within context, I don't have a problem with it"

you can't report him, he's a fucking editor!

Teh fuck?

you sounded like you were threatening to report, so came forward and protested by saying: "you can't report him, he's a fucking editor!"