Dead bodies in the closet...?

Kakashi on crack

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If you woke up one morning and found a week-old dead body (your choice on whether its intact or mutilated) hanging in your closet, what would your reaction be?
 

Clive Howlitzer

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The Diabolical Biz said:


Pretty much this. Then I'd cry.

Both of these will sum me up as well. Screaming like a girl also and then puking!
 

loc978

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Where did this closet come from?! Who remodeled my house?!

...oh... and wow, another body to dispose of.
 

N1ceDreamz

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My thought process at the time:
... Where the fuck did that door come from? What's that inside? HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCK!? Where did this body come from?
Then I'd call the police. I'm boring like that.
 

tendaji

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The Diabolical Biz said:


Pretty much this. Then I'd cry.

I think he wins....my reaction would probably be the same.
 

Trucken

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OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK!?!?!?!?

Yeah, I think that sums up it up quite nicely. Then call the police.
 

Zerazar

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I would assume I was hallucinating. For a while. Then my existing paranoia and doubt in my own sanity would go completely bonkers. I think I would be too destabilised at that point for anyone to predict my actions.

Although I'd probably call the police after the hallucinating thing was first disproven.
 

conflictofinterests

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You'd start noticing the smell around day 2, so either I'd find it sooner, or I'd know it was moved. After finding the body, I'd call the fucking cops and pick out a lovely hotel to binge drink at for the next week while I tried to forget what I saw and the police and then the crime scene cleaners did what they needed to do.