Dead bodies in the closet...?
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I'd probably close the door again. And go back to playing Skyrim until I can think of a way to dispose of it.
I'd call the police straight away.
Their reaction would undoubtedly be one of suspicion towards me due to my usual indifferent, passionless tone when informing them of said week-old corpse.
Their reaction would undoubtedly be one of suspicion towards me due to my usual indifferent, passionless tone when informing them of said week-old corpse.
My closet is rusted shut. I'd be even more surprised if I or someone else got the damn thing open in the first place.
sorry.Matt9102 said:
uh...
merry christmas?
MIKE! attourney at law... (potato if you get the reference) at your service.believer258 said:
thats exactly how you end up in a closet.Trucken said:
OT: hmm... i would get a shovel and start digging.
and remove a couple of milimetres of panelling from the inside of the closet (the bit covered in all the DNAs) and host a barbeque.
OMG MY SUITS ARE COVERED IN BLOOD!! after mourning the loss of the damaged suits I would make sure that the bastard who did this pays for his crime...and at some point I would call the police.
How decomposed is it? Because if it's pretty clean, I'll just take it out and bury it, no questions asked.
If it's all nasty, I ain't touchin' that.
I'm calling the cops.
If it's all nasty, I ain't touchin' that.
I'm calling the cops.
I would take it as a sign to go have my nose checked.
Then again, as we like to keep temps low, I'd check the free tenderloin. If it's good, I think filet mignon with morel sauce will take the edge off the shock of just having found a dead body in the closet, mutilated or not.
On a more logical level, I think I'd first like to arm myself up, just in case. Then confront the family with the find. If one of them turns out to be a sick bastard, we'll see if things would have to turn violent. If no one claims the body to their trophy of choice, I would believe involving the police would be in order, since it's just not OK to dump your bodies in somebody else's closets. As with skeletons, bodies are a very personal matter.
Then again, as we like to keep temps low, I'd check the free tenderloin. If it's good, I think filet mignon with morel sauce will take the edge off the shock of just having found a dead body in the closet, mutilated or not.
On a more logical level, I think I'd first like to arm myself up, just in case. Then confront the family with the find. If one of them turns out to be a sick bastard, we'll see if things would have to turn violent. If no one claims the body to their trophy of choice, I would believe involving the police would be in order, since it's just not OK to dump your bodies in somebody else's closets. As with skeletons, bodies are a very personal matter.
*Hmmm, it would seem that my attempts to frame him for this murder have failed. I fear the body alone will not be enough to implicate him directly. I need to rethink this one, employ some more direct means...*Trucken said:
Hey buddy! Why you're right, that doesn't sound like such a good idea after all. Maybe you should meet me in my special darkened basement room in my remote home on the moors and we can... come up with another plan. *mwah ha ha*
You know what's funny about this one? The face he makes as he... regurgitates... always reminds me of Ashton Kutcher.binnsyboy said:Actually:
