Dead bodies in the closet...?

[RanD00M]

"Fuck, I forgot to take out the trash. Oh, and there's a dead baby in the closet, how interesting."
Then I would proceed to take out the trash.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Ahh, dinner!

 

[Athol]

What's that smell?

*Opens closet*

"Fuuuuck, I blacked out again didn't I?"

*Goes and loads body, shovel, mattock, saw, and a bag of Quick Lime into van*

"Here we go again..."

 

[DanielBrown]

"I thought I buried him already!"

*cackle*

 

[cannot_aim]

Erik we took out the trash Yesterday! Well now your going to have to take him down to the dumpster by yourself.

 

[imnot]

I'd drag it to next door at night, leave it i na wierd sexual position, Skyri mstyle and run off giggeling

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

"oh shit! did i forget to release the slave again?"

 

[Bruenin]

Thats where I put my lunch.

 

[Zantos]

I'd put it next to the week old dead bodies in my garage.

Are they the bodies that happen to have been there for a week? Or do you have some weird cycle that means you permanently have bodies that are a week old in there, along with the 6 day old bodies in the cellar and the 8 day old bodies in the fridge?

 

[Proverbial Jon]

OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK!?!?!?!?

Yeah, I think that sums up it up quite nicely. Then call the police.

It's been in YOUR closet for a week. You never noticed it until now? Just what are you going to tell the police? Do you really think they are going to buy the story that you just FOUND it there? My advice: start running, fast.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

That's odd...I thought I moved this already...

 

[Sewer Rat]

Oh so that's what that smell was... oh and WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[repeating integers]

I have the perfect (PERFECT) gif to demonstrate my reaction to this.

 

[The Funslinger]

Most likely that. I wanted to find the GIF of the three women who look creeped out, and the one guy who's like "aw yeah".

Actually:

 

[2fish]

Step 1 Text everyone who matters: Zombies found, arm yourselves!

Step 2 Call cops

Step 3 Stand in front of closet yelling repent sinner, down with the unholy, ect

Step 4 Invite cops in show them closet and not talk about Step 3.

 

[Lyri]

I'd be wondering how I got a closet and why I hadn't noticed it for an entire week.

 

[Shakomaru]

Ugh. How did the intern get in my closet?

 

[Arina Love]

dear diary: JACKPOT! lol i kid probably will call police or something.

 

[Trucken]

OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK!?!?!?!?

Yeah, I think that sums up it up quite nicely. Then call the police.

It's been in YOUR closet for a week. You never noticed it until now? Just what are you going to tell the police? Do you really think they are going to buy the story that you just FOUND it there? My advice: start running, fast.

Grand idea! Then when people notice that I've gone missing and someone finds the body in my closet I won't be a suspect at all, no sir!

I'll take my chances with the cops. I'm to fucking lazy to run.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

That's where you got to! And here I was having to do manual labor for all this time. Don't worry, I'll have you up and shambling in no time.