Dead Man Impregnates Woman

[Mukil]

Well I am thinking she cant get child support because you can argue that it was rape? Since he didn't consent to it.
Ok i think i missed the main point so. Let me get my reaction right:
Wat the hellll????

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Gonna ninja abiet its late.


lol wut????

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The main thing of this for me is...why would she tell her doctor she rode a corpse's joystick?

She could have just said it was a random one-night stand, but instead she openly admits to necrophilia? WTF is this woman's issue?

 

[CrysisCore]

A grand troll effort, however I also saw an article entitled "Constitutional Amendment Proposed to Extend Rights for Fat People.

 

[SnipErlite]

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man?s estate for child support.

WHAT? How can she do that?! What the fuck. this is both disgusting and ridiculous. She should be being sued for rape >.< God damn people are stupid sometimes.

[sub][sub]I know it's a joke, my reaction is also a joke [/sub][/sub]

 

[likalaruku]

I blame the Necromancers.

 

[internetzealot1]

Way to tell your doctor and get yourself caught, you dumb *****.

 

[lokun489]

Rape=/=child support

 

[Kirkby]

0.o what the fuck!
How the fuck is that even possible... What the fuck ?

Dont worry its not possible = P Its a fake article

 

[Stormz]

haaa you almost had me there. I was thinking about fucked this was and then realized the name of the site. Good one.

 

[SnipErlite]

That is strange, amazing and completely fucked up

Almost too amazing to be true, huh.....

I'm am very interested in how this child will turn out, surely it should be at least mildly affected by having a dead parent, preconception.

I imagine it'll turn out just as badly as all those other sardonic reports of post-mortem erection-babies....

 

[CplDustov]

she would essentially be suing a rape victim, for being raped.

not sure what to say.... but I hadnt thought of it that way... a really good point...
obivously the victim in this case himself didn't suffer... well I've never died so who knows.... it's a different kind of rape altogether... but essentially yes she would be sueing the victim.. or at least ... his family...
I ... my sympathies go out to the family of this man.
I think .. I don't know what to think. this is a very... weird state of affairs.

 

[CrashBang]

....I am too stunned and too tipsy to give a decent reply beyond WTF?

Ditto... This is not the kind of thing a semi-wasted person wants to read before going to sleep and yet here I am getting nightmare ideas by the handful

 

[TheWwwizard]

This is simply priceless. I applaud these people for writing this.

 

[BenzSmoke]

Ugh, I really didn't need to know that. :-(

 

[Zayren]

Something doesn't add up. The doctor called the police? Violation of confidentiality, much?

 

[klaynexas3]

i can't wait to see that baby, it's probably gonna be really fucked up

 

[Gigaguy64]

Ahhhhhh satirical news site.....

So in later news.

Tolololololololololololol lul.

Nice work man... eet wus sucksays.

What are you serious!?

I was trolled....HARD.

 

[Weslebear]

That was hilarious until I noticed it was just a satirical site, this is the sort of news I want to be able to laugh at daily.

 

[swolf]

It's a satirical news site, not unlike the Onion. You can keep your faith in humanity, for now.

Just sit back and watch. This is a live demonstration of how myths and lies become history and legend. Kinda a microcosm if you think about it.