Dead Man Impregnates Woman
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That is fantastic. Imagine how it will be when that kid is born and telling him how he was conceived.
This reminds me of a conversation I had with an alchemy shop clerk in Oblivion.
Clerk: "Do you know the fine for necrophilia?
You: "I believe the first offense is 500 gold."
Clerk: "Oh that much better than back home."
I believe it went something like that. But in all seriousness this is by far the most fucked up thing i've ever heard of, and yet all the news channels will most likely let it slip through the cracks and report yet another story of a deer wandering into a restaurant.
Clerk: "Do you know the fine for necrophilia?
You: "I believe the first offense is 500 gold."
Clerk: "Oh that much better than back home."
I believe it went something like that. But in all seriousness this is by far the most fucked up thing i've ever heard of, and yet all the news channels will most likely let it slip through the cracks and report yet another story of a deer wandering into a restaurant.
Seriously ppl, have you never taken biology ? Does the site name of "dead serious news" or whatever it was not give it away? The comments to this are hysterical.
Where in the fucking brain did the neurons of this woman transmit the necessary information to give this woman the thought that having sex with a dead dude was a good idea? That's a DEAD GUY, we don't have sex with dead guys. We bury them and never, ever, ever, ever ,ever, ever, EVER touch them again. Is that to hard to understand or was this a night of experimentation with hard drugs and beer for her?
I know the article was fake, but I am really surprised how nobody on the first page brought up how what didn't happen shouldn't be physically possible. He was dead, not even recently dead. It just can't happen.
