Dear Escapist...help.

[Daveman]

So anyway, I went out with friends last night and pulled (clearly my language is alien to many people so this means "kissed for a long period of time"... with tongue) the girl I've been crushing on for like the past 5 years. HELP. I'm in a state of shock and can't even think. wtf do I do? (Ican't believe I ended up doing one of these)

PLEASE do not give they generic "tell her how you feel" crap, be imaginative.

edit: ok, just got my phone, I may have sent her some soppy desperate sounding texts while drunk last night... *facedesk*

 

[Torque669]

If you "pulled" her then good work,call her, take her out on a date and see how it goes. Or if you mean you like literally put a rope round her neck and pulled her back to your place then I suggest just running. Probably stay with your family for a while.

 

[tthor]

i dont understand what you said, you 'pulled the girl you've been crushing on'?

 

[Lullabye]

eh, i prefer the tried and true method of *hit her on head with stick, then drag back to cave*. But if your more...err...the flamboyant type then why not take her bear hunting? nothing says i love you like killing a bear.

 

[zauxz]

Just forget it. Nothing happened. Continue acting the way you did. Sooner or later she'll want to talk about it, and you will dominate in that conversation, she will be the nervous one.

If she "forgets" about it too... well I have no idea what you should do in that case.

This worked for me.

 

[Daveman]

If you "pulled" her then good work,call her, take her out on a date and see how it goes. Or if you mean you like literally put a rope round her neck and pulled her back to your place then I suggest just running. Probably stay with your family for a while.

yeah the second one, lol

i dont understand what you said, you 'pulled the girl you've been crushing on'?

sorry, pull basically means snog and crushing on = fancied her. as I said, I can't think right now. (though that might be because I'm still a bit drunk...)

 

[thiosk]

Dear Daveman,

Yahoo! Answers is that way ------------------------>

 

[fletch_talon]

Masturbate, it'll help you relax.
Disregard if you've seen "There's Something About Mary".

 

[XJ-0461]

Play it cool. And if you need to get rid of the crazy you might be feeling, expell it to those who don't know the girl.

Thank you Scrubs.

 

[Evil the White]

Call her up and see if she remembers. If she does and continues talking about it, you're in. If she changes the subject, then she either was also drunk, and therefore she does not want to talk about it, or she feels something and therefore also does not want to talk about it.

 

[Daveman]

Call her up and see if she remembers. If she does and continues talking about it, you're in. If she changes the subject, then she either was also drunk, and therefore she does not want to talk about it, or she feels something and therefore also does not want to talk about it.

I'm not sure I have the balls for that, I think I might take a day for the smug grin on my face to wear off. Then I'll give that a go.

Stick it in her pooper

EDIT: Hey, you said no generic crap.

then this.

 

[Kortney]

Wouldn't she pull you... being the girl and all.

Or does pull mean something else?

 

[Jiggabyte]

Just forget it. Nothing happened. Continue acting the way you did. Sooner or later she'll want to talk about it, and you will dominate in that conversation, she will be the nervous one.

If she "forgets" about it too... well I have no idea what you should do in that case.

This worked for me.

Whereas for me it made her feel terrible and when she confronted me it was far more painful to discuss.

Just talk to her. Simples. Although if that's too generic, my imaginative answer is "fly to the moon and lay out enough rocks to spell "I love you.""

 

[wooty]

Run for the hills boy!

Might just be personal experience here, but I once went through exactly the same thing with a girl i'd known for near 8 years, we spent one night together a while back, now we hav'nt spoken to each other for 2 years this New Years Eve. Dont know what happened, but I guess my message is, tread carefully

 

[SirDeadly]

eh, i prefer the tried and true method of *hit her on head with stick, then drag back to cave*.

Shame they created laws against that sort of thing...

 

[Lullabye]

eh, i prefer the tried and true method of *hit her on head with stick, then drag back to cave*.

Shame they created laws against that sort of thing...

coulda used that advice a while ago......

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Spoiler: First of all...

Secondly, here's my advice. Ask her out.

I mean, you've already skipped to Date #2, and Date #3 is usually the one where you get laid, so go for it.

 

[Megacherv]

So anyway, I went out with friends last night and pulled (clearly my language is alien to many people so this means "kissed for a long period of time"... with tongue) the girl I've been crushing on for like the past 5 years. HELP. I'm in a state of shock and can't even think. wtf do I do? (Ican't believe I ended up doing one of these)

PLEASE do not give they generic "tell her how you feel" crap, be imaginative.

Proper British talk there. I have no experience on this kind of thing, but I know not to go for the whole Hollywood approach. That'd probably lead you to having to go on a magical journey to fight the mythical Space Cats of Spacey Mountain (BISCUIT for reference)

 

[rokkolpo]

again......why do people come to the escapist for girl-counseling.

 

[zauxz]

Just forget it. Nothing happened. Continue acting the way you did. Sooner or later she'll want to talk about it, and you will dominate in that conversation, she will be the nervous one.

If she "forgets" about it too... well I have no idea what you should do in that case.

This worked for me.

Whereas for me it made her feel terrible and when she confronted me it was far more painful to discuss.

Just talk to her. Simples. Although if that's too generic, my imaginative answer is "fly to the moon and lay out enough rocks to spell "I love you.""

Thats the problem. We dont know the girl.

This is up to you to decide Daveman. You know her better than strangers on the internet.