Defend yourself!
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Well if its about objects then I have two baseball bats, mini ones, that I keep near my bed, for any reason if someone or something is breaking in, also for training but lets leave that for another thread.
EDIT: If all else fails there is a nice hard curb outside, zombies have squishy heads, and I have one hell of a nice boot
EDIT: If all else fails there is a nice hard curb outside, zombies have squishy heads, and I have one hell of a nice boot
My good old competition pro joystick.
(Background: these things are so robust, that if you'd throw them against a wall, you'd be more worried about the wall, than the joystick)
After buying a few seconds this way - well, i've got a lighter next to me, and 1 metre away a can of compressed burnable gas.
(Background: these things are so robust, that if you'd throw them against a wall, you'd be more worried about the wall, than the joystick)
After buying a few seconds this way - well, i've got a lighter next to me, and 1 metre away a can of compressed burnable gas.
A scalpel and some razor blades...
I might survive. If I'm quick. And the zombie is dumb (to be expected).
...why do I have these lying around? Biology.
I might survive. If I'm quick. And the zombie is dumb (to be expected).
...why do I have these lying around? Biology.
Well, I have a stack of disks, two Xbox controllers and a plastic gun.
I could -
A - Throw the disks (although they're not vinyls) a la Shaun of the Dead.
B - Hack it to death with the edge of the disks
C - Beat it to death with the controller
D - Threaten it with the plastic gun
E - Beat it to death with the plastic gun.
I could -
A - Throw the disks (although they're not vinyls) a la Shaun of the Dead.
B - Hack it to death with the edge of the disks
C - Beat it to death with the controller
D - Threaten it with the plastic gun
E - Beat it to death with the plastic gun.
Well lets see...well my benchmade 710 is not 7 inches from my mouse theres a crowbar behind my headboard and a glock 78 field knife on my nightstand and thats just what i can get at in under 10 seconds give me 30 seconds and i'll get my ar-15
A balisong, STALKER-DVD, my wallet (Good as a bludgeon since it's full of small change, making it weigh about 23453654845 tons) and a laptop.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
If I can disconnect my laptop from the ethernet cable and the power cable, I reckon I could swing it pretty hard. As backup, there's a very heavy desk lamp next to me.
