Defend yourself!

[ProfessorLayton]

GRAPEFRUIT!

What? it's the only thing around me

I really don't want to know why...

I've got a can of 7UP and my iPod. I think I'm just going to put on some tunes, grab my drink, and run for dear life.

 

[Squarez]

*Duel wields his guitar and bass*

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

This laptop that I'm using to answer this post, and a bunch of dishes. At least it would stave them off while I think of a plan.

 

[Thyunda]

Well..two seconds ago it would have been my bull mastiff/Staffordshire bull terrier cross. Big, muscley dog. But he just bailed on me. So I'ma punch that undead guy in the face.

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

I'm pretty sure I could take a single zombie with my bare hands. A swift kick to it's legs will bring it down, and then I would grip it around the neck and jerk it's head off of the neck. I'm not the strongest guy in the world, but I think I could pull a zombie head off of a zombie body.

 

[F-I-D-O]

I knew keeping a batarng by my desk would pay off!
What? Frostmourne was to far away, the faehugger is useless, and my starkiller flash drive isn't here yet.
[sub]Somebody help me, I have to many collectors editions[/sub]
Oh, forgot about the District 9 rifle...decisions decisions...
[sub]PLEASE! Help me[sub]eeeeee[sub]eeeeeeee *garkh[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[AssassinJoe]

A comb.........

Well, it's been nice knowing you.

 

[Kermi]

I'm at my desk at work. The nearest thing to hand is my coffe mug, so unless the zombie is allergic to caffine or has a particularly fragile skull, I'm screwed.

Alternatively, I have a bottle of glasses-cleaning fluid which is basically heavily diluted rubbing alcohol. Nope, still useless.

Is it a particularly narrow zombie? I might be able to holepunch him.


Ah, forget it.

 

[Manicotti]

I punch it in the face and do my best Coach impersonation.

"This used to be a NICE neighborhood!"

I then grab the soldering iron on my dresser (I was just working on a project), and burn a hole through its face into its brain.

 

[Fidelias]

22 in my desk I'm sitting at. 12 gauge under my bed. 9 mil in the kitchen. 9 mil in my guest bedroom. TWO 9 mils in my parent's bedroom. 2 more plus a 22 pistol in the downstairs living room. And a 12 gauge plus a 22 scoped rifle in my game room. All have loaded clips next to them.

Intruders beware, my parents were in the Army.

 

[Nieroshai]

lol I was actually just polishing my long sword a few moments ago. Ironic? I think not.

A good day to have my katana next to my desk, too.

 

[Madara XIII]

Oh this huh?

Fine you asked for it...

FIRE MAH LAZAH!!!!

 

[Dfskelleton]

I've got 3 sharp swiss army knives.

 

[icame]

I am getting so fucking tired of these threads, its the same thing every day. I mine as well bring a pocket knife into my room from now on so i can answer that in these threads.

OT: A fork

 

[Lynx]

A huge lamp. I'd smack that zombie right out on the balcony and make it fall down the nine stories. Hazaa!

 

[Madara XIII]

Smack him with a Wet Mackerel

 

[deonte9109]

a dumbell set i could use as a mace. sweet

 

[krimson_dropz]

well first i push it off me and then i grab a screwdriver and plunge it into the temple, it is ony one zombie a truly pathetic threat

 

[esperandote]

A 4x4x4 Rubik Cube... yeah, im screwed.

unless i get him to try to solve it, then im safe.

 

[clockout]

I'd pour my "Pilsner Old Style" down his throat and he would say " damn thats some good beer" then we would drink the rest of the case and be best friends,working out our differences to find a commom cause, like pulling pranks and other silly things that me and a drunk zombie would do.

Violence sucks(unless you have a stellar time doing it of course)