*holds hands out*black lincon said:in Chicago it is illegal to eat in a burning building, and it is also illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post.
Cuff me.
*holds hands out*black lincon said:in Chicago it is illegal to eat in a burning building, and it is also illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post.
Ok, when I first read that, I completely missed the "in", making it much more entertaining.black lincon said:in Chicago it is illegal to eat in a burning building,
.....touche.black lincon said:well then you could light yourself on fire, there's no law against eating a meal while on fire.Cuniculus said:Too cramped/too exotic.black lincon said:you could eat it in an oven, or next to a volcano.Cuniculus said:Well how the hell else am I supposed to get really hot Mexican food?black lincon said:in Chicago it is illegal to eat in a burning building, and it is also illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post.
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure the US Supreme Court struck down sodomy laws in all of the U.S. in 2003. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_United_States#Important_Supreme_Court_decisions]WrongSprite said:6. Any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)
What the hell florida?
I'm picking you as an example, don't be offended, you were just convenient.albear said:In Chester, its legal to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside city walls after midnight
I am so going to take my physics teacher there. Just need to get a bow and arrow.albear said:In Chester, its legal to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside city walls after midnight
lol pop culture reference =DMaxTheReaper said:What about naming it "Snowball?"joenero12 said:In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!A random person said:Here in South Carolina:
You need a permit to fire a missile.
You must be 18 or older to play pinball.
And oral sex is illegal.
I know, they really should fix all these loop holes.Cuniculus said:.....touche.black lincon said:well then you could light yourself on fire, there's no law against eating a meal while on fire.Cuniculus said:Too cramped/too exotic.black lincon said:you could eat it in an oven, or next to a volcano.Cuniculus said:Well how the hell else am I supposed to get really hot Mexican food?black lincon said:in Chicago it is illegal to eat in a burning building, and it is also illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post.
what are they gunna make you do if you live?oliveira8 said:Wasn't a law in the USA (don't remenber the state in question) that the penalty of jumping off a building is death?
Makes you wonder really...
Cuniculus said:In California it is illegal to drive more then 500 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at any one time.
California.MaxTheReaper said:Holy shit, seriously?berethond said:"Detonating a nuclear device within city limits will result in a $500 dollar fine."
Where?