ahaha, I am, in fact, quite proud of my letter:Yahtzee Croshaw said:Extra Punctuation: Demon's Souls
The problem with Demon's Souls isn't that it's hard, but that it purposefully wastes player's time.
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EPIC!! my email wasn't nearly as good as yours.LordWalter said:ahaha, I am, in fact, quite proud of my letter:Yahtzee Croshaw said:Extra Punctuation: Demon's Souls
The problem with Demon's Souls isn't that it's hard, but that it purposefully wastes player's time.
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Subject: Legal Question on Acquiring Public-Affairs Permit
Greetings Mr. Atkinson,
I was wondering what the legal process would be for reserving a large area on public property in order to hold a community event. This year, the C.F.L.D.C will be hosting a rousing book-burning on the lawn of city hall. Coincidentally we will also be going through several works of world literature and drawing giant black Xes on anything that might make someone feel uncomfortable. We will then proceed to censor all other great works of cinema and video gaming and make sure that all incidences of violence, sex, or creativity are replaced by unicorns and rainbows. After all, how would children know about violence if we never TELL them? This is why times in the past pre-videogaming were so idyllic (Ah, to live again in the halcyon days of the dark ages, world wars, and near-nuclear annihilation!) This has clearly been shown to drastically reduce all manner of violent crime and deviant behavior in society (please ignore all those fancy "Scientists" and "Statisticians" in their ivory towers whose libertine "Scientific Methods" of study have found no such link whatsoever and claimed the media is merely scapegoating as a way of avoiding any analysis of serious sociological issues.) I applaud your continued resistance against public opinion and the concept of free speech. It is good to see that someone at least cares about the messages we pass on to our children
Sincerely,
- Walter A. Silveira
Chairman of the C.F.L.D.C (Censorship and Fascist Luddite Douchebags Committee)
P.S. Don't you just LOVE the game Yahtzee?
Damn. Mine wasn't nearly as creative. Though my only goal was to just add another entry into his inbox.LordWalter said:ahaha, I am, in fact, quite proud of my letter:Yahtzee Croshaw said:Extra Punctuation: Demon's Souls
The problem with Demon's Souls isn't that it's hard, but that it purposefully wastes player's time.
Read Full Article
Subject: Legal Question on Acquiring Public-Affairs Permit
Greetings Mr. Atkinson,
I was wondering what the legal process would be for reserving a large area on public property in order to hold a community event. This year, the C.F.L.D.C will be hosting a rousing book-burning on the lawn of city hall. Coincidentally we will also be going through several works of world literature and drawing giant black Xes on anything that might make someone feel uncomfortable. We will then proceed to censor all other great works of cinema and video gaming and make sure that all incidences of violence, sex, or creativity are replaced by unicorns and rainbows. After all, how would children know about violence if we never TELL them? This is why times in the past pre-videogaming were so idyllic (Ah, to live again in the halcyon days of the dark ages, world wars, and near-nuclear annihilation!) This has clearly been shown to drastically reduce all manner of violent crime and deviant behavior in society (please ignore all those fancy "Scientists" and "Statisticians" in their ivory towers whose libertine "Scientific Methods" of study have found no such link whatsoever and claimed the media is merely scapegoating as a way of avoiding any analysis of serious sociological issues.) I applaud your continued resistance against public opinion and the concept of free speech. It is good to see that someone at least cares about the messages we pass on to our children
Sincerely,
- Walter A. Silveira
Chairman of the C.F.L.D.C (Censorship and Fascist Luddite Douchebags Committee)
P.S. Don't you just LOVE the game Yahtzee?